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Ryan Braun is George Costanza

Ha! It does!

Actually, unless something has changed that I haven't heard of, The Simpsons is done after two more seasons. They barely negotiated another one, but Fox agreed to let them get two more so it ends with 25 seasons.

Oh nice. I didn't know about the Vimeo page. His really early albums are almost made for vinyl.

Facebook? More like

I really like Boards Of Canada, but had no idea that was the story behind that video. You ever listen to Bibio? He's very much like BoC. Well, not his most recent album, but all of his stuff prior, anyway.

Beastie Boys?!?! I'm shocked!

I actually saw a point where someone said that (for the 39th time) and someone said "AW, comment of the day!!!1!1" or something like that. Unreal.

Yeah, NW Ohio doesn't have a lot of kids who have families with maids. And no, not Wendy's. Though sometimes I feel like that would be better.

It's like a black hole where proper spelling, grammar, and humanity are unable to escape.

Yes. This is just too soon, man. Too soon.

That's a good one. I just think this video is so fucking cool.

Ha!

Suuuuuure you wouldn't, Lionel Osbourne. Or should I call you...Rob LaDouceur? I'm onto you.

Yeah, I work in a job where I see a ton of shithead teenagers, and I hate them with every fiber of my being. I feel like a bitter 90 year old man, and I'm only 31. I can't even imagine being a teacher.

I bet that kid imagines Cundiff reading that, getting to the part about hanging himself and thinking "Wow. You really know how to cut deep" and then seeing that he "unliked" his page, and then suffering a nervous breakdown.

Yeah, isn't that fucking insanse? I knew better than to follow that link when I saw it on Twitter, but I decided to punish myself for some reason.

I couldn't even get to that one, they're coming so fast now. I checked it like an hour ago, and this Jersey Shore looking fuckbag left a ridiculous comment, and when some woman nicely said he should be nicer, he called her 3 year old son ugly. People are the worst.

Hey, spend two minutes browsing this over. If you can do so and not end up buying a small shack in the woods, growing a full beard and spending the rest of your life creating mail bombs, you're a better man than I.