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I never thought I'd see the day where a sheriff from Alabama actually has something John Travolta doesn't have.

This was a strange experience for Downing, who up until this point has always called "giving a mugshot" what he does when he's jerking off in some poor, unsuspecting soul's morning coffee.

Ha

This actually needs updated. It seems that the state of Arizona was the highest bidder, and the fences have been sold. Though they refuse to disclose what they're being used for, early reports indicate that sales of Verizon cell phones and Wheat Thins have quadrupled in Mexico within the past week.

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It was so awesome.

I believe the official term for that is "MKMasturbation"

Holy shit, I forgot how hilarious this song is.

Looks fucking awesome. But I liked 5 too.

Wait...so there aren't going to be any more females on Deadspin? What the fuck am I going to do with all of this Drakkar Noir I just bought?