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Yup, that's also pretty accurate.

Just sayin'

Talkasaurus Wrecksmyday is my favorite thing I've read on Deadspin. That is really hilarious. But, as Echo said, it also really sucks to have to work with someone like that.

Be classier than that. Chop him up and put him in some random stranger's mailbox.

"Squirt bottle"

Man, I just read a few more of his Tweets, and I want to kill him myself. I want to follow him, and then figure out a way to destroy him.

Wait, wait, wait...are you his Spanish teacher? If so, I'd take him on a field trip where he mysteriously "disappears".

I dig your style.

Jesus, how does she not see how annoying that is?

He will once he gets the first outbreak on his lip.

The worst part is that there's one who always says "HEY, GET OFF OF FACEBOOK" and lets out the worst laugh EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. And I never get on Facebook at work.

Yes, but not with EddieMurraySparkles, because fuck that guy.

There's lots of reasons SameSadEcho* would be toothless if I could find him.

Nailed it.

Work annoyance DUAN

I'm surprised you lost anything in the first week. I went on a diet a few years ago, and didn't lose shit until the third week. So, I would just stick with it a few more weeks and then adjust if needed. Just give it time.

Ha!

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