/lines up to suck your unfunny cock

+1

You saved it with your reply, if that makes you feel any better.

Do you get a special price if I buy both? If not, I'll take the equine. It makes a tremendous glaze for my baked chicken, and I have family coming over tomorrow.

I know, I know. I figure a -1 is as good as an edit.

Well, it is your alternate account, so I'll count it.

I just clicked on that like 3 times trying to figure out what in the fuck was going on. You tricky bastard.

Also, great fucking song-choice Dickey.

Yep. I have no idea how they manage to put those lists together. It has to be hard as hell to pick just a few when there's so many great comments and commenters out there.

What was I thinking DUAN???

Nittany The Pooh?

Telegram-style is the only way I have sex. It's not a position or anything. It's just really brief and contains a lot of full stops.

+1

Yeah, this is going to be a shootout.

I thought you were talking about genital warts.

It's the week before the current week, but that's not important right now.

"If you like Virginia Slims" is my go-to pick-iup line when I'm not wearing pants, actually. I really drive the point home when I point to my dick after I say it.

I had a very bad feeling after he nailed that one kick in OT, and the announcers made the comment that "It's great to see a senior kicker go out with a good kick" (or something along those lines). Since the game wasn't officially over, I knew they had just jinxed him. Though it was blocked, and not just a missed…

I'm planning on running to the store for some cigarettes at one of the upcoming commercial breaks. The question I have is: Should I bother putting on some pants before I go?

[dying]