Weird. Instead of watching TV, I spent last night listening to my Christmas jams too. The apple jam told me I should go out and kill a homeless guy and make a lady-suit out of him, but the apricot jam told me it was probably a bad idea, and at the very least I should make sure I wear some gloves this time. After I…

That's great

C'mon now. There's no such thing as a talking fuck-doll.

Fuck. That's a terrible strain. It's the one that makes you lose any and all ability to be funny.

At the very least, he's be MaimedSadEcho

I wish he would Echolocate himself into the middle of heavy traffic.

Man, SameSadEcho is just the worst, amirite?

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I love that you used P.O.D. as your band of choice for this.

Thanks, but I'm such a fucking loser. I posted the original, and then went out to smoke. The edit hit me while I was out there, and I rushed the rest of my cigarette break so I could come in and fix it before the time limit expired.

Nice

Thankfully, his handlers talked him out of adding "Oh, and don't worry St. Louis (Arnold Schwarzenegger voice) I'll be Bach...lol jk" at the very end of the letter.

lowered the sights, pumped his stick

Fuck! And I had just given him the nickname Colt MMAcCoy. I even made t-shirts and everything.

kaleidoscoping bullshit

LA is a part of me.

+1

And it ain't healthy to get clubbed in the skull. Ever.

+1

I watched Dick Vermeil cry on the sidelines.