If Plaxico really wants to mimic LeBron this weekend, when scores a touchdown, his end zone celebration should consist of him sitting in a chair for an hour getting a blowjob from a guy in a shirt that says "ESPN", having a guy wearing a t-shirt that says "Cleveland, OH" come out of the crowd, then plunging his hand…

You've got what it takes, kid! Not because of the "Fine" comment, though. But because you enjoy +1'ing and "Like"ing your own material.

Whoa, shit. I didn't know about that. Thanks a lot, I need to download this right fucking now!

Then check this out if you get a chance. It's a mixtape they put out right before the actual EP came out. After hearing this, their full-length can't come soon enough. I suggest "Dog Shit", which also has Nas.

They also make great Christmas cards. Just fold them right down the middle, write "I Hate You For Making Me Turn Out This Way" in blood on the inside, and mail them to the prison your father's located at. Easy way to save $2

So, my aim here isn't to start a music thread, since there are two going on below me. However, Mobb Deep just put out their first new music in 5 years last week, and guess what? It' pretty fucking good! I know there are quite a few fans in DUAN from various music discussions. Anyway, here's my favorite track from…

Yes, but the only reason he steers clear of you is because of that court order* that says he's not allowed anywhere near that place.

Dude, Olive Garden jokes are SameSadEcho's territory. You may want to stay clear.

Here's the thing...I don't think there's anything that can't be done well, and there were a few early on that were well done. HOWEVAH, by the 100th "She's so ugly" comment, it's time to shut it down. Not to mention, when it comes to body or look snarking, 90% of the time it's not funny and really lazy.

Awesome picture man. That's the first time I personally can remember someone posting a .jpeg like that on Deadspin. If someone else ever did it, they must be very, very unmemorable.

+1

LAURIE FINE ISN'T BEAUTIFUL, AT LEAST NOT IN THE TRADITIONAL SENSE!!!!1!!!1!!!

XXX: Huge Boob Model, starring Amanda Seyfried, decided to totally drop the "extreme sports" angle to attract a larger male audience.

If I end up with a certain song which shall remain nameless stuck in my head, I swear I will hunt you down.

RAYPESS!

I'm the most groundbreaking comedian this side of Carlos Mencia.

Ha!