Antonio Gates is also only 6’4”. He’s barely tall enough to be a point guard. Gronkowski is 6’6” and he looks like an adult among children on the field. He would be below average size at any given moment on an NBA court.

There’s a place near Hopkins in Baltimore called Tambers. I believe it was a ho-hum nifty fifties-style diner, but at some point it was sold to new ownership who started to offer pretty decent Indian food alongside that American diner food.

Come on, the NFL as a basketball team would get utterly humiliated in the NBA. They would easily be the worst team in league history. Do you know what Antonio Gates is? A shitty power forward who couldn’t make it in his sport of choice and ended up living the dream in the NFL. If he could, he probably would have stuck…

Yeah, we forget how instinctual things are. It’s easy for me, a guy with no athleticism or skill at all to say “he could have just waited for the ball to come down and taken him down with a bear hug”. But these guys practice all the time, decisions are made in a fraction of a second. He made the wrong one, but I get…

But WHO DECIDES during and even BEFORE a season which teams are ranked or not? That’s where the skewing begins, with preseason polls that overinflate the value of overhyped teams and conferences that turn into dog poo by Week Three of, you know, ACTUAL GAME PLAY.

Look, debating the merits of UCF is fun and all, but the essential point is that you can’t have a sport where a team can go undefeated and not even get invited to the playoffs. That’s just a fundamental flaw in the system there.

I’ve played a good amount of golf for the past 40 years, oftentimes at bush league muni courses, and until today, I have NEVER seen a jackass drive a cart across a green!!

I love biking, and really like taking the kids out on long bike trails in either front/back seats or a trailer, but one issue I always run into is a long ride completely numbs my junk. Like, I’ll reach down to adjust myself after standing pedaling for a bit before sitting again, and find that I can’t even feel it when…

“when Chris Collins registered his dismay”

Gonna float a controversial idea: maybe Collins shouldn’t have run five feet onto the court during live play if he didn’t want a T. Settle down dude.

Northwestern was penalized because their whiny coach had to throw a tantrum despite knowing he’d get T’ed up.

Next time, he could just take a deep breath and continue to trust that his team could continue with their comeback in light of a bad missed call.

Collins was 100% right in his displeasure, and he’s still a moron for running so far out on the court that the ref had to T him up.

You get used to the smell, others don’t.

Gerrymandering all but ensures that Republicans will stay in control of the House for the foreseeable future. Any failures they have in the next two years can be blamed on the Democrats.

I don’t disagree with any of those things, but it’s like comparing your least favorite ice cream with a waffle cone full of bloody diarrhea. You might not like either one, but there’s a clear right choice.

Their voters have proven that they’ll vote Republican no matter what valid criticism can be lobbed at the party. They just did this.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

Or, you can be like two couples that I know that have three children evenly spaced five years apart. As in 16, 11, an 7. Kids are spaced far enough apart where they have no common interests, and they spent 9 out of 16 years changing diapers. I weep for them.

- 44 year old couple with one 16 year old.