I know it’s derivative, but I enjoyed ‘The Force Awakens’, and I’m one of those people who liked ‘The Last Jedi’ a whole lot. But ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ will go down as one of the all-time cinematic bed-shittings in history.

Even The Scarlet Letter isn’t that long at 87,000 words. That’s shorter than any Hunger Games book or To Kill a Mockingbird.

If the consensus is that it’s a very dated attempt to combat racism by focusing on the way it corrupts white people (ie, Chinua Achebe’s take almost 40 years ago), that would be reasonable.

I’d love to see how close they can get to constructing a living person from their DNA so we can call BS or not on these reconstructions.

I was radicalized by punk rock and Deadspin.

I had the exact same response. The word “shortest” instantly brings up Muggsey Bogues or Spud Webb and pushes all other names out.

This is correct.

He heard “short basketball player” and lost focus on the rest of the question.

Easily? Muggsy was famous for being short. AI was famous for other things. I would expect anyone with only a passing remembrance of early 2000s NBA to guess Muggsy.

Guess who’s not going to leave the house? This guy!

They haven’t even won yet and their history suggests that they still have the wherewithal to brutally stab the District in the heart by Saturday night.

lol angelos is the reason the orioles suck. 

Good god, number 3 all day long. You can’t send Matt Gaetz to DC and then blame DC for Matt Gaetz. We didn’t want him here, you did. He’s YOUR melanoma.

Yep! Anyone in Baltimore trying to pin any part of the MASN dispute on the actions of the Nationals or on some grand conspiracy against the Orioles is, simply put, an absolute dipshit

I get it, but DO NOT DO THIS. DC is an actual place where actual humans live. Not just the cartoon characters you are talking about. 

Red Sox fans are so insufferable I started rooting for the Yankees. 

They do realize that a “unicorn” in the online dating world typically refers to a bisexual woman willing to have NSA sex (or be in a long-term sexual relationship with, I’m not sure which is considered rarer) a hetero couple, right? This must be one of those shows that got created because the network heads were like…

We rarely know everything behind a stranger’s situation. Maybe she had a death in the family and booked last-minute tickets to attend the funeral. Maybe another family member just called to say they’re suicidal or in desperate medical condition, and she dropped everything and booked the only seats she could grab.

THANK YOU. I honestly have no recollection of ever finishing a single instance of this stupid game, and I’ve played hundreds of games of Risk to completion so patience isn’t the problem.  Monopoly is ass.