I also experience the totally numb dick, usually after about 20 minutes, and would also like a solution. I want to bike, but I’d also like to keep my dick.

Yes! They’ve got 25 years of experience with getting each other off, and they had to make it happen at all kinds of odd times and with kids fighting in the living room. They’ll get more fucking in an hour than a 22 year old will get all night.

I am still of the opinion that something really minor is going to derail his campaign, like being caught with Grey Poupon instead of French’s or something similarly minor (like Dukakis in the tank or the Dean scream).

Started Kindergarten in 1987 in the DC area.

YES! I kept reading this and thinking its great advice for next time I play Monopoly and get to choose which properties are available for me to buy.
Last time I played, the first guy out went out because he kept going to jail at the beginning of the game, and by the time the board was all bought up, he had like 4…

Exactly. I had to stop reading when we got to “eat greasy food”. For me, that’s like saying “to cure a hangover, try a ball-peen hammer to your kneecaps”

UNC and Indiana have also “only” won 5 championships, and UCLA has one 1 championship outside of a 12 year period that happened 50 years ago. Do you also think Princeton is a college football powerhouse?

Intentionally giving yourself a concussion so that the other player might get a yellow card is a lot of things, but "pussy" isn't one of them.

Re: getting hit in the head by the ball:

But NFL Stadia are nearly twice as big...

Chucks are casual sneakers.

It’s because America is huge and travel is expensive. The biggest distance between Premier League teams is 472km. There are 5 MLB teams that don’t have any other MLB teams that close to them. Divisions allow you to schedule more games with less travel, and save some money.

So, when faced with a racist asshole of a referee, you “punished” him by gifting him a clear cut reason to have your team disbanded?

I played through HS, but not in college. Our league was competitive, but we were not very good. We mostly got our asses kicked by future college players.

If I didn’t figure out a way to have fun while losing, I’d have quit sports when I was like 8.

And when you went back North to get around the Mississippi, you’d run into the Tennessee and the Ohio.

You wouldn’t make it to the Mississippi. If you start in Jersey, you’d be tapped out at the Delaware.

So, all these rules and I still have to see 350lb guy armpit and sideboob every week?

So, where do crying drunks fit into this spectrum. It is incomplete without crying drunks.

He was more recently the attorney for the “mansion murder” guy in DC.