Yes, not mentioning the presence of Robin Ficker in this piece is disturbing. This guy ALWAYS ends up in the news somehow.

This reminds me of that time in the late ‘90s when everyone who lived in a city bought a Segway.

One change you left out: they basically made moving screens legal.

I agree that great defense can be great to watch. NCAA ball does not feature great defense as much as terrible shooting.

I don’t count “five guys standing outside the three point line passing it around the world” for 25 seconds to be good ball movement.

Penis to fist should say RUN THE JEWELS

well yeah, if you want to include the 2nd best crab chip.

ahem.

I agree, Maryland has to have the highest pupusa/population ratio in the USA.

And that's not even getting to the "Andrew Luck was studying tape while RG3 was making subway commercials" shit us Washington fans had to put up with this year.

Forced? No one is positioned to make out better than Dan Snyder if DC gets the Olympics. He's gonna lead the charge no matter what you do.

I went to Hopkins. It would be a shitty place to house Olympic athletes, since they don't have enough dorms to house 6000 undergrads, and like 1/3 of the dorm space they do have is in 100 year old buildings.

My favorite part of your post is how you skipped Georgetown, George Washington, American, Catholic, and Howard to house athletes in Baltimore instead.

We redskins fans already know that rg3 on any other team will turn into a pro-bowler.

I scored exactly 1 TD in High School, it was a pick 6, and I made sure I ran out of the BACK of the endzone before doing shit with the ball.

America means "Take me out to the ballgame" during the 7th inning stretch, and always will!

african american studies. The fake degrees are african american studies.

person #2 is just "generic black person" with a ray rice jersey on.

Her interactions with with non-Radchaai people make it pretty explicit that Breq cannot reliably distinguish genders. This is explained by the nature of Radchaai society as well as Breq no longer being Justice of Toren (she is working with much less information than she was before).

"Theres-a doins a-transpirin'!"