One change you left out: they basically made moving screens legal.

I agree that great defense can be great to watch. NCAA ball does not feature great defense as much as terrible shooting.

I don’t count “five guys standing outside the three point line passing it around the world” for 25 seconds to be good ball movement.

well yeah, if you want to include the 2nd best crab chip.

ahem.

I agree, Maryland has to have the highest pupusa/population ratio in the USA.

And that's not even getting to the "Andrew Luck was studying tape while RG3 was making subway commercials" shit us Washington fans had to put up with this year.

We redskins fans already know that rg3 on any other team will turn into a pro-bowler.

I scored exactly 1 TD in High School, it was a pick 6, and I made sure I ran out of the BACK of the endzone before doing shit with the ball.

America means "Take me out to the ballgame" during the 7th inning stretch, and always will!

african american studies. The fake degrees are african american studies.

person #2 is just "generic black person" with a ray rice jersey on.

I actually prefer this cover: If your movie has Bronson, I'm gonna need to see his face on the cover.

God I hate this rule. Any player laying on the ground should be considered part of the ground.

It's not about playing "right", it's about grown men not playing tricks on children.

Lets just replace a few words in his open challenge:

Yeah, he basically called Michael Eisner and Harvey Weinstein greedy Jews for profiting on violent movies.

Nope. When you win the toss, that gives you the option of choosing to kick/receive, end of the field, or defer that decision until the second half. Now the loser can choose kick/receive or end of the field. Since the winners will definitely choose "receive" in the second half after deferring, the only non-retarded…

It did take them forever to actually mark off the 15 yards though.

Why would rice have it? Do you get the security videos when you check out of a hotel?