my bigger gripe is thatFedEx field is really really shitty stadium

suburban Maryland does have the advantage of not being suburban Virginia.

I find it interesting that in Spanish language broadcasts, the announcers and studio crews are openly rooting for one team. I was watching the pregame show on Univision, and the desk guy kept chanting "Co-lom-bia, Co-lom-bia" going in and out of commercials. In the American broadcasts, you can tell that their rooting…

The faces have a lot to do with it, but the poses are also wildly inappropriate. I'm a high school teacher, and posing with a student in ANY of the above poses would get me fired real quick.

this is nearly as stupid as saying "promise me you will marry the first man you sleep with" (and advise I'm glad my wife didn't take). Why does your father give a fuck how many guys you fuck?

Nope, I'm a High School teachers and 100% of the time, when a student has a terrible tattoo, mom and / or dad had at least one first.

Unless I become a bajillionaire by inventing an efficient way to remove tattoos (relatively) painlessly, having a tattoo will always say "Here is a person that lets their present feelings dictate their future". Not a quality I'm looking for in, say, the guy I'm trusting with my retirement.

it was a fan vote. wizards was actually the least objectionable of all the choices...

I wouldn't get hit playing FS, CB, OT, as everyone would just run around me. I'd never be open enough to get contact as a WR. As an interior lineman, I'd get pushed out of the way every play. That would hurt like a motherfucker, but wouldn't be fatal. if I were a RB, my coach would only call passes, and my only…

Admiring a not home run is the Baseball equivalent of Desean Jackson spiking the ball on the one yard line. It definitely deserves some ball-busting from the other team. I can't imagine a Cowboys safety getting ANGRY at him for doing that.

and itchy. So very,very itchy.

Will smith made 100MM on MIB3. Cabrera is getting 1/3 of that and doesn't suck.

Which is why coaches shouldn't be allowed to call timeouts.

That's true. I'll expand the list: Coach K and any coach that resurrects to show up.

But this is something that ONLY K is allowed to pull off. Any other coach tries this, and they are most likely turned away at the door, or nobody would care.

It's amazing that SFA knew they would win because someone was really close to touching somebody else.

We need a rule change that says you don't get to kick anyone close to you and get a foul call.

They are also really good at gaining out As to anyone that comes to class sober. The point is that half of the grades handed out there are As.

This isn't hard, you should always root against all ivy league institutions.

WTF are you talking about? You know that like 2 minutes after the leg cramp thing, Lebron came back on the court and hit a huge 3 right? Did you not see game 6 of the finals last year?
The only reason Jordan didn't go form a super team is because he already had a super team built around him. Or did you forget about the…