Well, I'll counter your anecdote with my own. Here outside of DC, in the high school I teach at, I've seen 0 kids ever wearing DC United gear, plenty wearing Nats stuff, and a TON of Redskins stuff. Not that the kids aren't into soccer... I just see RM, Barca, Chelsea and Arsenal stuff.

Last year's NBA finals game 7 had more than 26x viewers than last year's MLS Cup Final. Settle Down. At this rate, MLS will pass the NBA in the year 2514.

"No one shold feel obligated to watch shitty American soccer out of solidarity."
This isn't an article begging people to not go to games, it's calling bullshit on attending Columbus Crew games as part of being a more complete Everton fan.

There are over 80 NBA/NHL games per team. The total attendance figures: NBA got three times MLS and NHL got double.

Nobody in Fort Wayne says things like "you aren't a baseball fan if you are not attending TinCaps games."

No, its the All Carolina Conference because it is in the interest of UNC and Duke to only hire shitty refs, since shitty refs also consistently favor the legacy teams.

No, you need the charge, you can't just require the defense to give ground in the face of the offense. But in my rules, "set" would mean feet planted, no leaning at least 1.5 steps before contact.

/* Maryland fan nods head in agreement, then smiles that we don't have to put up with this All Carolina Conference bullshit anymore! */

Those services also blackout games that are available on your local cable. So they are basically worthless if you are a fan of the local team (i.e. most sports fans)

No the issue is that on play a, the RT twitches his elbow and draws a false start, but on play b the entire offensive line breaks stance at the same time, but that's a-ok.

Maryland coming in for #10 with 18 gold medals. Every one won by Michael Phelps.

Yep, clearly calling all the black players "nigger" is a no lose situation for this guy. Either they do this, or they shut up and walk away, just like they supposed to.

When someone runs the bases too slowly, don't throw a 90mph fastball at their head. Ummm...

And to Americans, they are all white.

Right. I mean what do they think they are, deer?

I'd be 2000% more into snowboarding If their feet weren't strapped to the boards.

I'd be 2000% more into snowboarding If their feet weren't strapped to the boards.

It's pretty much compensation for the network that didn't the home team's game.

"That's right, Joe. When we talked to him yesterday he told us they were gonna be ready for this contract, but now the Fox network is gonna need a lot of two point conversions to even get back into this ratings game."

Nantz/Simms are like white rice. Nobody really hates them (not like they hate Buck/Aikman at least), but they are the #1 team. You wouldn't go to a restaurant whose signature dish is white rice.