This is the story with all prescriptions. My old asthma medicine was up to $400/month before my insurance took it off the preferred med list (now I take another medicine that should be the same, but I don't like it, probably because it tastes nasty...)

It's one of the best arguments behind why we should be single…

Before everyone goes cheering this, let me point out: the way "pimping" is defined currently makes almost everyone in a sex worker's life a pimp, including romantic partners, roommates, bodyguards, etc. The way "trafficking" is defined includes almost everyone in the sex trade. This is not necessarily making people…

Agreed. I'm confused by that shit. Is that a jucy lucy with guacamole on it? Just no. And, if there is a time and place for American cheese it is stuffed inside of a cheeseburger and melted into a molten lava ball of happiness. None of this fancy stuff.

At the risk of sounding like a hipster, I am exceptionally glad I don't have a Facebook. That shit is not on. Doing a massive social experiment like that, without telling your users? What the hell?

You are, in your own way, a god of sorts.

Ha ha ha! (No, seriously, my insides are bursting with wave upon unrelenting wave of... pity)

Potato Oles are delicious and one of the major things I look forward to on my yearly trips to the Midwest.

That's what really stuck out to me, too. So, he basically drank 2, 2.5 beers in an hour and tossed his cookies? I base this estimate on him being no more than 150 pounds, though, and I'm really bad at estimating weight. Sooo...if his BAC drops around [edit] .01 percent every hour or so, I suppose he could have had a…

Sometimes it's not possible to be "cruelty free". Maybe there are no alternatives that don't require "harm to others". Maybe the doctor didn't have time to research, develop, and run through the FDA a "cruelty-free" drug in time for the drug to have any benefit to this child.

Upon learning the reporter's identity, he slammed the door and refused to answer again.

The only way to survive is through harming others. Full stop.

Every sperm is sacred!

Were you aborted?

Once while helping a friend move, I labeled her box of hangers "Re: Planned Parenthood" I was the only one amused.

The rest of the note:

10/10 would watch.

"Wow, I'm being hassled by a poodle."

Sounds like this particular joke wasn't about abortion, but can we talk about our favorite abortion jokes? One of mine is when David Cross said something about abortion and the crowd said, "Awwwww." Then he goes, "I'm so sorry, was anyone here aborted? 'I was found in a trash can.' Close enough."

I wish TV censored unoriginal jokes! "[Beep] is so [beep] he makes [beep] look like [beep]!" I hope Kinja doesn't start censoring unoriginal jokes, though, I'll have to find a new hobby.

So the comedienne is saying the word that was censored was "hummer" and yet you've still crafted an entire blog entry about how they censored the word abortion?