I mean, the whole "Look Smart" tagline is pretty odious. Maybe preferable to yet another thinkpiece containing no rational thought, though.

Based solely on the headline, I had initially assumed this referred to an article on the website Salon, but even clickbait has its limits.

That was a direct quote from a conversation Tina Fey was having with Richard Dreyfuss when he hosted SNL.

You know the thing about Amy Poehler, she's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until she bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the…

I'm not sure I'd trust anyone who tells you they found a pair of shoes that fit you perfectly. Last dude who did that was trying to sell high heels made of fucking glass.

I'm not quite sure the solution to outright sexism is thinly-veiled racism.

Dissenting opinion, huh? That's it! You're under arrest!

I'm really not. This is what I dislike about cultural criticism - people take shit so personally. But I firmly believe that human beings are capable of consuming ethically questionable content without advocating or endorsing the content itself. I personally find this show to be morally and artistically bankrupt,…

It's actually a Magic Eye. Trying unfocusing your eyes.

I always order my Rusty Nails on the side.

I thought the Columbine story line had real potential, but wound up coming off exploitative. Everything else has ranged from knowingly bad to outright bad to creatively bankrupt. I've said elsewhere that this show reminds me of M. Night Shyamalan directing the Nine Inch Nails video "Closer." Just a jumble of…

As an aside, if you enjoyed the asylum story line, I would suggest a movie called "Titticut Follies." It's not even a horror movie, just a cinema verite documentary of an actual asylum in the 1960s, but it manages to be 100 times more disturbing and unsettling and surreal than anything in American Horror Story. With…

Look, I've been a fan of horror since I was 8-years old and taping Night of the Living Dead of broadcast t.v., having to manually pause the VCR in real time so I'd have a commercial-free copy. There's nothing morally wrong with enjoying horror movies. But just saying, "well this is a horror story" doesn't give you…

Don't get me wrong, I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with the themes addressed in the show, assuming they're handled with some degree of competence. But everything that I've seen of this show has been completely without reason or artistic merit. It's just misanthropic, faux-"edginess" with nothing of…

I imagine that Ryan Murphy will show the same care and sensitivity towards people born with crippling disabilities that he showed towards the mentally ill and, you know, fucking slavery.

"Ass Extinctions"

This is what happened to the Autoblow1.

If you can't justify the food you eat with specious moral arguments, what's the point of eating at all?

Fuck Spiders.