There’s an old saying about the restaurant business: “You know how to make a small fortune in restaurants? Well, you start with a large fortune...”

I agree, this is bullshit. They just watched their co-workers get murdered in front of their eyes and they're being lectured on "civility" and "appropriate language"?

Well said, the GOP are experts at misdirection and controlling the narrative, it needs to stop.

Hey, as the man himself said: “Think away.”

UK Update as I’m busy tomorrow and it’s too bloody hot to sleep right now anyhow:

Had the same reaction.  “What a dreamy voice” followed by “Don’t say that out loud”

So, I did some research. Essentially, what seems to have happened is that their waiter posted on facebook that this happened, without commentary -- then someone pulled it from facebook to twitter. I’m also unclear of whether or not there was commentary in that. Then Sarah Sanders responded from her official account.…

Exactly. It’s easy to be calm and collected when you know you can just mobilize your army of literal trolls to go to bat for you. Honestly, if she had privately said something to Trump and then he tweeted it, I’d even give her a pass. But fuck her for using her own official twitter account on this. I hope she never…

But then Sanders used her official Twitter account as a megaphone, and positionedherself as persecuted - and that’s the part that’s not cool. That’s also the part that’s illegal.

It’s so cynical. Someone who’s achieved a teeny bit of fame for being awful will get picked up by the media just because they’re a known entity that might generate a few clicks. Spicer deserves to spend the rest of his life getting scowled at by people that recognize him in bars and restaurants. Fuck him and fuck…

Sorta unrelated but did you ever watch the TV show Chuck? The star of it, Zach Levi, was talking about how much effort it was for him to make an hour long episode every week and how he’d have to come in at 7 for make-up. But he also mentioned that it was worse for he female co-star, Yvonne Strahovski, who’d have to…

Ya believe me, it’s not really a brag of any kind. It’s not an “Instagram Fitness Model” butt: it’s a “your clothes, give them to me” butt.

Ugh, pantyhose! I need it for my new job, which is business-formal while I’m in my six weeks of initial training, but it is also summer in DC, so I’ll be living Peak Swamp.

That’s a classic last-refuge defense of people spewing complete nonsense. “Oh you don’t understand my bullshit? Well clearly you’re not smart enough to get it”

I guess she tried for a job on Tim Allen’s show in the aftermath, but once that fell through she realised she needed to get the so called “left wing” hollywood types back on board if she ever wants to work again.

“They can show Mike and Molly, The Big Bang Theory ... in syndication forever.”

If you’re not into EDM he isn’t a common name. Similarly, Kygo, Alan Walker, Martin Garrix, et al... a lot of DJs do very well but are not household names like Calvin Harris because they lay low on the media and just do their music.

How can you leave if you were never really there to begin with?

You’re right, and I lost touch with this piece when it became clear that there were pie leftovers. This makes no sense; something must have been wrong with that pie.

This.