UrbanAchiever1
UrbanAchiever
UrbanAchiever1

I love it when I’m accidentally meta.

THIGHLIGHTS

POT PSYCHOLOGYYYYYYY

Can we have Lindy come back as Jez Emeritus and do one more video review of eating gross things, like breast milk popsicles or bubblegum oreos or tree-flavored candy canes or something? PUH-LEASE?

And so it begins...

Thank you! I thought the same thing, but I’m having one of those inarticulate days and couldn’t put the words together to properly express myself.

I’m a woman who wears cargo shorts, and completely confused by this talk about them being unattractive. Also, throwing out someone else’s property, WTF?

God, it must be SO HARD to be judged by your appearance and clothing choices instead of your skills and work ethic. HOW TERRIBLE.

Even among canned tunas, there is a difference. There is that grated cat food in a can, and the nice solid chunks in salted water, which make great salad, are good on salads like nicoise, and make good tuna fishcakes.

More of these GEORGE ZIMMERMAN PUNCHED IN THE FACE stories, please!

The birthday fairy.

Here’s one of the worst things about this POS getting off after murdering that little boy: you know one day he’s going to kill someone else. He’s already come close with his girlfriend(s?) in the past; it’s just a matter of time before he murders someone else. The jury that acquitted him and the DA office that

Yep, “proof” of their encounter on a plane was worth more to her than his personhood. That’s gross.

According to Brit tabs, he doesn’t know who originally put it out there, he got it sent to him from another person and didn’t want to show their name/info.

Not to mention, taking a picture of someone sleeping is suuuuuuper creepy...

Yeah he had every right to be way more upset than he seems.

Goodfellas will forever be my favorite movie.

I know, right? I generally have no opinion on One Direction but I feel for this guy. He was an upstanding person, sounded way friendlier than I ever am on a plane, and this fan just couldn’t be fucking cool and respect him as an actual human on a not-great day.

Yup. I never thought I'd be #Team1D but I'm definitely on his side on this one.