UrbanAchiever1
UrbanAchiever
UrbanAchiever1

I tell people I’m older than I am. I’d rather they think I’m a well-preserved 46 than a normal-looking 41 (my actual age) or a tore-up 36 (the age I think I’m supposed to be claiming.)

My best friend’s mom is an actress and acting coach. The family lived and worked in Hollywood until they couldn’t take the earthquakes anymore. I’ve known this family for 20 years, and I have no clue how old her mother is. I’ve only ever heard vague references to “oh she’s turning 38 again” or “she’s forty-ish” and

My older sister (who is 17 years older than I am) said she was 30, like, forEVER. And then I turned 30, and she continued to say she was 30. When I was 35, I asked her "doesn't that get boring for you?" and she said "Not as long as I can get away it!" She finally admitted to 40 when I turned 50, 3 years ago...it

Glad you see my point.

Still, and as always, the likelihood is that Allen won’t be forced to confront his issues because his PR team gets paid too much to let that happen and because, more plainly, that’s not how Hollywood works.

Orson, Mr.

I can’t believe how both gorgeous AND sweet he is, like hot chocolate with marshmallows.

It can also be a dream if you are cruel

Donald Trump/Ann Coulter: the Fourth Horse of the Apocalypse.

I found it kinda cute because it reminded me of every old person on Facebook. “Hey Jimmy iTS GRANDMA lol love u - love grammy.”

Wait till you hear her music.

@realDonaldTrump “Matthew Knowles is a loser! Everyone knows you just hit ON your daughter! Sad!”

...there are a few allegations of Kate cheating her way through her degree. Most of them are just that she generally wasn’t smart and never had anything to contribute.

Given the rumors that float around the St Andrews Art History department, “Does one of the horses remind Wills of a favorite polo pony?” is probably the most accurate answer here.

I don’t think they get to decorate the whole palace, just their apartment. It’s probably one of those things they don’t even notice until they did and realized, “we need to get that fucking thing covered up or out of here asap”. It’s not like KP isn’t huge or anything.

OTOH, pretty sure Tim Robbins was posting on Gawker last night, so there’s that.

Hell hath no fury like the uninvolved.

Yessssssss!

In my experience, the most unexpected effect of being sexually harassed in a business setting is how degrading it is. I was once harassed by a powerful, older, visiting executive in a similar setting (storage room). To this day I am struck by how deeply and curiously humiliating the memory is.