As mentioned up thread, men have hormones too. And they use it as an excuse to stare at tits on public transport. THEY CAN’T HELP IT etc.

I liked that implication that it’s just a little secret between him and ladies. None of the other men know!

The land of CORPORATELY FUNDED Cynical Delusion.

That nagged at me a little, too.

But he’s been friends with Clooney for a long time hasn’t he? They were on Roseanne together. I blame you Matt Damon!

He seems super easy going. In NOLA, he was hanging with Louis CK and Bryan Cranston within the last year after they filmed something. I wld be way more comfortable with that crew and probably prefer it to Wiig or Clooney (No fear of Damon, just prefer him to be in dad bod shape so he is easier to kidnap).

This whole thing blows my mind. John Goodman is amazing and while Wiig, Clooney, and Damon are awesome A-listers, I put John Goodman above them. It’s endearing, but also sad that he doesn’t think more of himself.

The next time I feel awkward like that, I’m going to think “I’m just like John Goodman!” And that'll make me feel a lot better.

It says he is possibly the most perfect human ever. I hope nothing bad about him ever comes out.

I obviously don’t know Goodman personally, but what I’ve seen from him in interviews, he sounds like a really normal guy who’d be fun to just have a random conversation with. Not everything has to be about climate change or saving the whales. Though, a few more of those in our national policy debates would be a great…

I WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND AND GIVE HIM HUGS!!! HE’S SO MUCH BETTER THAN HE THINKS HE IS!!!

I would like to have a drink with John.

Bye Felicia.

Hell just got a whole lot classier.

Hello darkness, my old friend...

Glue for her arts and crafts projects?

Is it terrible of me to hope Leo doesn’t win? His hunger for it is ridiculous and I really just want to see the reaction shot when it goes to someone else.