I can’t tell whether it’s happy it snorted a sea snake thing OR whether it’s just maintaining a shred of sanity by trying to think about anything but that damn eel up its nose, which could be up to 2 feet long and dangling down the back of its throat like a massive case of post-nasal drip with a spine.

Good!

This whole paragraph of names sounds like an AI gossip generator got its wires crossed with a Roomba.

This whole paragraph of names sounds like an AI gossip generator got its wires crossed with a Roomba.

When it comes to a belief in reincarnation, it sounds like Joan is winging it.

I remember these ads. What strikes me now is how many famous ‘older’ women they featured at a time when ‘youth’ was even more in than it is now.

My paternal grandmother had a closet full of furs. A Hollywood lady, she had all the dead animals you could imagine, including jaguar. And someone gave us a tiger rug with the…

The whole Twitter follower metric is just a lazy ass way for people to make decisions between many candidates. Kind of like SAT scores. Neither of those metrics will really tell you who the most talented candidate is, but they can be used to make decision-makers feel less culpable for being lazy while they tell…

Pushcart-nominated writer here and also have been plagiarized more than I care to mention - yes, it’s true that the people who plagiarize only care about the outcome of the work (fame, a degree, money, etc.).

“the terms of Katie’s divorce from Tom Cruise, which required that she not publicly date anyone else for five years following their split, which happened in 2012.”

But Tom could and did date publicly and often.

Yes, there’s that issue of being a medical patient while female. But also, there are some problems that are just really, really hard to fix - even with good care. But the lack of taking womens’ pain seriously, yeah, that’s typical. I once had a young male gynecologist tell me that if women would just complain less,…

Well, she just got a 2-year contract with HBO and Spielberg hired her, of all people, to adapt a bestseller about a Syrian refugee. She just seems to keep falling up. It would be nice to understand why (not that the profile gives us any insight into that particular aspect of things).

https://www.thecut.com/2018/11/lena-dunham-comes-to-terms-with-herself.html?utm_medium=s1&utm_source=tw&utm_campaign=thecut

An insufferable profile. The person, not the profile.

So, the Dunham piece is going to get its own post?

If they knew about pathogens, the Sentilenese could burn it. If outsiders could get to the body without contacting/infecting the Sentilenese, they could retrieve or burn it - or communicate that it needs to be burnt. But none of those options are necessarily easy or doable.

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If I understand correctly, part of the reason behind wanting to retrieve his body is so that it doesn’t release any non-native pathogens that could impact the people there.

Hm - They had a photo posted below the text when I looked.

Naw, I’m an Old here - but the way this is presented is very Un-Dude and not typical of Jezebel.

Okay, I get that this Russian model is publishing images of Kit Harington to promote her own name, but I don’t get why you would 1) publicly insult someone who had an affair with you and tried to help you (if that’s what happened) and 2) why should publishing nude, non-consensual pics of a passed out man be any more…