Parts of reddit are actually really awesome. IDing people caught on camera committing crimes, free photo restorations for (there's a YouTube of a British WWII vet getting his enlistment photo back in perfect condition that gets me crying every time), sending pizzas to little girls in cancer wards...there's a lot of…

Oh thank god, someone let Suri know, she'll be so relieved.

Royal baby born as Dennis Farina passes... COINCIDENCE?!?

I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF YOU, I AM EXCITED ABOUT THIS BABY.

PSA: nobody cares about how little you care about this baby.

I'm an American and I think it's exciting. Make fun of me all you want. I like babies. I like the royal love story. I'm a romantic.
Give me my pints of ice cream and Lifetime movies.

I am excited! But I feel excited every time I find out that anyone I know goes into labor, and also in the last 5 minutes of every TLC Bringing Home Baby episode. Good luck, Kate!

HAVE MERCY

That's at least 2.5 levels of grossness. Nicely done.

Why are there holes where their eyes should be?! Why is my gut response to a baby panda "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"??? The world is upside down.

I also think about this way too much. For me, it was always Angelina Jolie. And wondering if she farts in front of Brad, and thinking she must, right?

Does anyone else spend way too much time thinking about celebrities taking a shit? For some reason it always strikes me as odd, like something they wouldn't do. It is the great equalizer. I like to imagine Mariah Carey looking at the toilet paper after she wipes.

Re: Chris Brown

I'm exactly the same! He singlehandedly got me addicted to the Kardashians. DAMN YOU, DISICK!

I can't stand the show, but if I click past and he's on the screen I have to stop and watch. He's the only entertaining person on that show. I pray his kids have a sense of humor.

I fancy him so, so much. I don't even bother to hide it any more.

Scott Disick, why do I love thee?

Lea Michele —um, how shall I put this nicely? — enoys attention. Do you really think if she got ENGAGED it wouldn't be splashed all over every magazine at the supermarket checkout?

Literally, one of the first things I thought when I heard about Monteith's sad passing was "I wonder how Lea Michele will make this about her?"