Say no more, mon amour!

It's a 90's PAR-TAY

dream casting: ben affleck AND jennifer garner

There are male porn stars who aren't James Deen?! LIES!!

How Hasselbeck thinks everyone feels about her departure:

I'm waiting for his gay sex tape to drop . That's some very heavy publicity out of nowhere.

My dad used to regale us with stories of him drinking Narragansett in college. I always wanted to have one, but it was out of production. Then they finally started making it again, and I bought a case for our 4th of July party and proudly gave an ice-cold one to my dad. "This tastes like shit, son" he said. "Just like…

"This whole Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart really is an obsession for some women."

Taye Diggs is being accused of cheating on Idina Menzel.

I feel like kittens are mother nature's way of apologizing for cockroaches.

Honestly, if I were sleeping with Mark Ruffalo, I'd probably become addicted to sex, too.

I don't think it's gonna be that much of a problem, Bruce seems to be the creamy center of this delicious nougat.

BRUCE BANNER AND PEPPER POTTS, OH HELL NO

I agree with Nemo. Also for you whiny-ass fatties out there, yes, there is a definition of fat: BMI. If you don't want to use the BMI, use the slew of health-issues you have as a measure of your excess fat. So what if it's not contagious, you increase the health-costs for employers and everybody else whose insurance…

Fun fact that I noticed recently: In Dazed and Confused (which is catalogued in my head next to Can't Hardly Wait), Rory Cochran's character is talking about Martha Washington prepping bowls for her man to smoke when he got home from a hard day's work, and said she was "a hip, hip lady" ...which is EXACTLY what the…