'The Fall' enslaves us all

Have they slated it for a $100 firesale yet?

Not fire ants, but black ants love to swarm my PowerLine adapters.

This article is exactly why I *DO* use it. "Yep, I read that, but fuck if you think you're getting a reply." it cuts down on the worthless texts, since they know IDGAF

"complete with sound-activated light-up eyes" just like the real one!

yes, since as far as i knew, it was the only way to access latitude

I'm going to use a picture of the alphabet

I subscribe to HBO *AND* download GoT via torrents. WHAT NOW?

this. +1. shiiiiiiit.

No shit, I'm tall, not fat.

Yeah, they updated the headline. I was being sarcastic.

How does my operating system affect the BIOS POST menus?

I'm not saying it was aliens, but.... it was aliens.

I dunno about you, but general use for my tablet does not include running benchmarks while holding it for hours

Well if I don't need it since I won't use it, don't restrict me from having it

Parity error.

Yup. Orange FTW. I use an orange case for my MBP and IP4

Exacty. 12TB of rotational RAM = head explode

We grant you these patents.

Just don't eat it