More like "Not bein a channel I get," amirite?

Oh, and don't covet anybody's wife. I'm looking at you, Tony.

BUSINESS PLAN

Mrs. Collins: "I'm sorry, son, but I can't let you leave the state. It's something that you'll understand when you're a little older. Your safety is the only thing that matters to me. If those commenters on Gawker have their way, a nefarious cartoon rabbit will be turning Florida into an island."

That's awful. Real Southern BBQ should be low and slow.

I don't see what all the fuss is about. This hat is clearly just homage to Norwood Fisher.

What's that on his arm? You guessed it: Tattoos.

This is the worst cover of Hey Jo ever.

Sheffield's going to be a great agent. I went to law school with him. Really bright, savvy guy.

Your handle sounds angry. Want to talk about anything?

For this reason alone, the city should be bronzed. Spiral Stairs for mayor!

I can't source this, but Bobby Valentine drinks only Monster Energy Drink*.

That is a plot point best saved for Dan Brown or Victor Salva.

Your speed and agility will allow you to prevent all of life's ills from ever infringing on your pursuit of happiness.

YOU GOT CAUGHT BY A PREDATOR

Do you run slow?

Do you run fast?

SONG DUAN!

But what if Sgt. Hammerclaw were white?

I always just assumed that "murder" was the collective noun used to describe Liverpool supporters. Kind of like a shrewdness of apes, a pride of lions, or a guffaw of anonymous internet commenters.