“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Ahhh, le mot juste!!

Nothing is wrong with his signature. It very clearly reads “Damn Hnn mup.”

People who shit all over teachers should keep educators like Meghan Hollingsworth in mind. Being shot in the shoulder is fucking serious and that she kept herself together to try to help the boy is *nothing* like what she was trained to do. It’s just the common personality trait of people who want to teach in today’s…

But “Shit list” is a good L7 song.

Watch it to the end...

That boy was pulled out from the ruins of a *Russian* bombing in Syria.

Haha, now I’m imagining some of those normal Germans just being like...

First, trying to eat that would probably look like I just went through a version of Thunderdome where all the competitors had copper-based blood.

I remember when Robert Sheehan left Misfits to further his film career, and I had an immediate sinking feeling. He must be looking at Iwan Rheon and kicking himself as hard as I wanted to.

Publicists (and, by extension, we) are missing the point entirely. The real question here is: Do they (Tay & Tom) even know if it is real or fake? Having spent a lot of time around celebrities, I can tell you with some modicum of certainty that what propels them into relationships is not the usual reasons of lust or…

“Hey are you guys licking each other because I’m really good at licking and I think we’d all really like it if I just got into bed with you and started licking stuff and I’m also really good at staring if you’re going to be staring into each others eyes I could really add to that and also it looks like you guys don’t…

I am a sucker for curly hair but his And Then There Were None hair had quite the effect on me. And by me, I mean my vagina. And by effect, I mean sploosh.

This person is doing a ton of projecting and rationalizing. Her reasons for that are pretty obvious. I suggest dropping it.

Trains little birds.

This passage accurately describes what’s going on.

Willing to bet that he and I get the same number of gay people writing to us for advice, by which I mean zero.

Film festivals are such a beautiful, respectful festivals of film

I. Love. You. For. This. Best new theory ever. And in keeping with what happens so often in the books / show, that people get prophecies wrong, especially when wargs are involved (see Melisandre’s prophecies about Jon Snow.)