Tom Cruise hasn’t seen Katie Holmes and Chris Klein’s baby in over a year

Meh, just rebrand it as a supplement.

This is really true. The working class drive Hondas, the middle class drive Lexus, the rich drive Maseratis and the super rich drive Hondas.

I would have loved to have seen them putting the finishing touches to their look that night:

So I'm black.

Yes. Please give all the tabloid coverage to Bobby Finger.

This man has aggressively poor judgement.

That magazine was the tits, man. Decent crossword puzzle, better satire than the Onion at times. I miss it.

It's like the Zachary Quinto dog adoption short movie!

I read the headline: "By Mysterious Ghost Bee" and spent almost a minute looking for the bee in the picture.

Really? A black man, who regularly creates songs about race relations in America, a man who is the son of a Black Panther father and lunch counter sit in participating mother, puts his little adorable daughter in a bulletproof vest while the nation is actively discussing black children being murdered in the streets. .…

Me too. *ducks*

Nicely done, Swift. Now every single time a New Yorker complains about how godawful that song is, you can talk about how you're educating their city's children.

yeah. #penndejo trending on twitter was so perfect though.

My company did this too a few years ago. It was 95% white with a sprinkling of East and South Asians and a few mailroom Latinos and maybe ten "professional" Black employees out of about 4,000. The cafeteria staff were 100% Black.

Never in my life have I been so curious about a celebrity wedding dress as I am about what Lady Gaga's will be like right now.

HOW ARE THERE OVER 200 RESPONSES AND NOBODY HAS BROUGHT UP THE KRUSTY KOMEDY KLASSIC!?

"You know, we oughta go after that hipster demographic; I hear lots of them are Libertarians, and they all wear vintage clothes, so you know they respect tradition. Find me a hipster to reel 'em in; some guy with a web site."

I'm gonna cut her a break here because I have mistaken my bottle of Mexican vanilla with worchestershire sauce when I baked cookies last time. Not a good cookie. Nope.