Or someone at comedy central asked to see his phone for a sec.

I mean, it's in the AP Stylebook. The definative source for journalists when it comes these things. Found it on the AP Style Blog:

i know nothing about being obsessive over the internet.

Write that down. You have more lyrics than Igloo right now.

Yeah, but I'd be willing to bet that fresh made ranch would taste wrong to that guy.

I hear you; I am an actual researcher in this area and even the literature gets it wrong (typically when a non-toxicologist writes about toxicology).

Every time I hear the word "toxins" in an incorrect context (as in, not OSHA compliance) a red mist descends and I cannot be held responsible for what happens next.

This seems to me like a perfect example of "You are entitled to your own opinions. You are not entitled to your own facts."

then they should have reported it then — not a generation later

I don't know. It seems like this could be a pretty effective method of raising money for what is a pretty important cause. I mean, I'm not usually someone who would donate money to a cause like this but I'd be willing to pay whatever amount is required to not have to listen to this.

Well played, Met.

I support this idea, as long as Mark is the one doing the taste-testing. I say this purely because a) it sounds like his journalistic beat, and b) he seriously owes us for exposing our minds to everything else on his journalistic beat.

people who survive Ebola have antibodies that help peop'e who have Ebola. This is how the nurse recovered, btw.

Miss Manners used to say that an Englishman's umbrella was like his title. He has both, and he's proud of their age and distinction, but he wouldn't dream of using either.

Nicole Richie looks less like a dalmatian and more like Cruella DeVil in a dalmatian coat. Still cute though.

There is an interview he did with Nick Cave and it's really weird. Weird No.1: he interviews Cave about the way he wrote about Lavigne in his novel and it gets really sexual creepy and Weird No.2: Cave makes the mistake to be all guilty pleasure about liking Lavigne as an artist which had Gomeshi be all freaked out…

I've seen you around on the Gawker sites (not being weird, just observing). Have you considered writing? You usually have some very salient and insightful points.

So this really surreal story comes from a combination of having a great memory and a lot of lucid dreams. Several years ago, I had a dream where I was walking down a generic town block and I got this crazy sense of deja vu. I realize that I've seen this block before, in a dream I had when I was 12. I look to my…

Reba's greatest performance, though, was her Academy Award worthy turn in Tremors.