I'm often iffy about not having controversial figures speaking at a university (I rather liked the talk I heard from Karl Rove, even if I disagreed with every minute) just to keep bad ideas out. However, when you have the chance to spend finite resources to have heterodox thinkers at your school, you don't go for…
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This is a blatant ripoff of Rush Limbaugh's ritual before taking a shit.
fat free sour cream tastes like sad. like you take a bite and you're just like ....oh :/ ok.
Is this going to become a weekly thing? Because it is the greatest and I would like to hear more rulings from the Honorable Judge Kara Brown.
Don't be fooled. Don't be fooled into thinking that she believes that the removal of embryos is as bad as killing a human being. What she really means is that the killing of Jews is as serious as killing a 5-week embryo. TRUST me. That's how much she cares about the killing of Jews, Roma and gay people. Very little.
My niece's wedding.... it was pure insanity from the trip there, to the trip home, but here are the highlights.
My nephew hit me in the face with a croquet ball about 8 years ago and I got an impressive shiner. Everyone at the rehearsal dinner knew what had happened so it only kind of sucked that I had a black eye at the wedding the next day. Two days later I was apprehensive about "what people would think" as my mom and I…
and chris martin, i am assuming.
I have a couple of friends who live in Toronto so I've been following this political mess, sorta, through their Facebook. When my husband was working in Toronto though it was before the Rob Ford election, so it was uneventful politically.
Patton reminds me of Louis CK in that he can occasionally be tonedeaf and wrong but he is open to having that explained to him and every single time so far he has said "you're right, I was being an asshole there, my bad." I have enormous respect for those guys just by virtue of being willing and able to admit…
THE HOUND WAS ROBBED.
I'm commenting for no reason besides letting you know that I appreciate your accurate use of "begging the question." That's awesome, you're awesome.
OMG, I had to have been 15 when that happened, I mean I am 40 now. I remember seeing it on TV, but it feels like I was like 10. Sheesh.
Mine was probably the most cliche. My wife had accidentally sent me the email she meant for the other guy. For the first time I understood what it meant when people say, "that it felt like all the air was sucked out of the room." It felt exactly like that. What a horrible day that was. Two years later and that…
My cousin died on TWA Flight 800 in 1996. If you will recall, the flight crashed over the Atlantic Ocean shortly after takeoff. It took weeks to recover and identify his body, but investigators were able to do so because he was wearing a passport holder around his neck and his body was intact enough to corroborate…
Wow, that's absolutely tragic, yet fascinating. I wish more people knew someone with a story like that that really humanizes people with mental illnesses. One of the local homeless men in the area I grew up was a professor at an Ivy League school until he had a schizophrenic break and became too paranoid to get…
That is the most terrifying pickup line I've heard in a while.