It's a fetish for some people, no joke. The same way I find pregnant women, and in fact, the very idea of pregnancy repulsive, there are people out there that find it very attractive for whatever reason.

Your argument is "At least I have a dad that snuck into my room at night and put it in my ass until I shit myself which is why I have a shit fetish and cling to a bullshit pseudo-feminist ideology. I couldn't stop him but I can fake being a tough girl on the internet and that makes it all better?"

You're into shit play and baby talk too??? Goddamn, daddy did a number on you didn't he?

Aaaaaand don't forget that most locations have bar type seating. She'll be leaning over a bar to pour your coffee and roll her eyes when you order over-medium eggs.

I'm a guy too and while I know you're posting on Jezebel, you seem to be taking this a bit more seriously than what I intended.

The Waffle House is infinitely better than IHOP.

"This yellow patch is courtesy of Amarillo..."

Those shoes are atrocious. She could've wrapped those condoms around her toes then vomited on them and it would've look better than those shoes.

Djingo unchained

You know what they say. Women with really big feet have, well........ you know........really big WEIRD FUCKING GLADIATOR SHOES!!!!! Amirite or what bros????

Is that your way of telling me you want me to piss in your mouth? Well, you may be fat, ugly, and borderline retarded but there's gobs of people out there who will disregard that and give you all the attention your daddy never did if you're into water sports.

Dat carpeting!

You completely missed the point of what I was getting at. I don't watch basketball enough to know who the "stars" are. Pick another one and place his name in there and the same holds true.

Oh I get it, you want to have sex with me. Well, sorry but.........no. You're just going to have to keep paying for that ad on Craigslist.

"Group contagion plus an overwhelming need for attention is sometimes enough to do stupid shit"

"As a team, the Pacers are longer, tougher and, as some will whisper, maybe even better than the Heat."

Yes I know. We were trying to figure out how long the actual needle was to ascertain whether or not it would be suitable to deliver a depot injection of something like Test E. It's a 3cc syringe which is fairly short and the needle length as compared to length of the syringe led us to believe that it's probably a 1/2…

You would again, like in the rest of your life, lose. I stand by my assertion that you're a fat, pock marked, disgusting pig cunt that is simply used as some desperate loser's cum dumpster.

Well one thing is for certain, the initial surprise of posting a pic of a drawer full of syringes rapidly vanishes when learning that drawer is shared by Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz.

Synthetic pee does not contain hormones so he'd be busted pretty quick like Randleman was. They checked his urine he flatlined for hormones, which is not possible unless you're Rachel Maddow