He looks like a dollop of sour cream that forgot it’s reading glasses.

Also he fucks horses.

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

That’s absolutely not trickle down. He’s talking about convincing the wealthier people to give up a portion of their wealth so that poorer people can live better lives.
Trickle down is giving wealthier people more wealth in the hopes they’ll pass SOME of that excess to the poorer people.

That’s trickle-down, and thats what the DNC is pitching.

As a non-poor, I can tell you that the system is rigged in our favor. When I first started accumulating money and got a financial planner and tax guy, I learned how fucking easy it is turn money into more money. The tax guy figured out ways to save us like 100x what we pay him. The planner guy
(“wealth management”)…

*rolls eyes* Great another internet financier. Have you ever heard of the Glossom-Bogar Effect? How are you going to keep the Gladus curve in nominal alignment? Everyone is all like “Oh why don’t we just let people work for money to buy things!” I didn’t go to the Xavier School Of Magic Finance for nothing you know.…

Tim Meadows’s Caleb was just the best in this whole arc as his chipper attitude about revealing things or keep giving details that make him look worse was just a revelation. Also agreed that we really need to hear the Terry episode of the podcast someday.

I knew he was white. To quote my cousin Ahmed “Because niggas can’t shoot.”

As always, the NFL wants its players to remain silent and non-reactive to unjust violence.

Being treated like a bad guy for expressing displeasure in reaction to some really shitty conduct by others is totally unheard of among NFL players.

Baseball: a sport where a serious man gets upset at his opponent for not helping one of his own guys play better.

It was never about the anthem.

Dude, Kato!

Does that give a coach rights to your private property?

Please let John Kelly see this.

for real. my blood alcohol level has been higher than that motherfucker’s IQ

This a call back to Kanye saying Bush doesn’t care about black people. It’s a joke.