i remember at evo a few years ago, the hotel was hosting an elvis convention at the same time. it was really cool talking to older folks in fake pompadours about our separate hobbies in the elevators. nice people.

Right? He probably sucks. He has a higher bWAR than Barry Bonds had at this age, but I bet he blows. 

I suspect too many are dead to even start the game.

Thoughts and prayers for the Megadoodoo family.

I’m a part time butterfly tickler and my wife has seen a dog once in her life but other than that she doesn’t really do anything. We want a house that is in the middle of downtown San Fransisco, we need it to be a beachfront property with at least 4 archers of land and it has to be within walking distance of our…

Yeah, I don’t understand the sadomasochistic desire to live like a canned sardine.  You can use those cool space utilisation tricks in a normal house too, with the added bonus of not washing your dishes right next to the toilet.

Given that it’s not much wider than a bed is long, I’m going to call my house a tiny house. We have a six year old too.

Cohen wrote (and directed) Get Hard. He did not work on Walk Hard.

As they say, YMMV. I for one thought this was a very delightful, if simplistic, outing, and found Momoa surprisingly adept at comedy, so much so that I almost can buy him auditioning for SNL at some point. I was shocked by how good he was in the elves sketch, actually creating a character out of the “haha, teens…

Just an Indian burn.

Nurse: Oh my God! Come look at this Red skin!

The dude who’s being dick punched is a convicted gang rapist and murderer. So don’t feel bad, go a head and google “Joe Son”.

I actually think his very existence provides, in and of itself, a spectacularly persuasive argument against free-market capitalism.

I don’t mean to sound negative here, but Dana White is a fucking scumbag.

/cums

And with that touchdown pass, Odell passes Nathan Peterman for 45th most in the NFL this season.

As a Pitt grad, I’m proud that we got him from can’t read to “barely” — #H2P

That’s considered bragging in Floyd Mayweather’s world.

It’s a good thing he spent that year in college and didn’t go right to the NBA.