Aw, you must be lost. The Clay Travis comment section is a couple leagues south of here.

Grandma?

Donald Trump: I’m an awful human being.

Isn’t it fascinating? Avatar is the ultimate “anti-classic” film: a film that was enormous when it came out (even adjusting for inflation, it’s the second-highest grossing film of all time at the box office), but which almost totally disappeared from public awareness or consciousness within merely a year or two of it…

Nooooooooooope.

Even though seemingly everyone on the planet saw the first one and it’s been a couple of years, you never hear literally (yes I mean literally not figuratively) anyone say “Oh I can’t wait to see the sequel to that”.

ffs unless you are growing and/or stealing your own food, and marking and/or bartering for the rest of literally anything you possess, shut up already.

How many times a day do you use that word, I bet a lot. Get over yourself.

It actually gets MUCH more capitalist and bourgeoisie than a 20-something running a Twitter account to respond to complaints regarding famous hamburgers

Here’s the reality of survival under capitalism: I applied for upwards of 100 jobs after I graduated from college with a journalism degree. I couldn’t even get a seasonal cashier position at the mall. That’s how I ended up in marketing. Do I feel bad about it? Sure, it’s not what I’d hoped for. But I’m not $12,000 in…

That’s not even close to the point she was making.

idk probably for the same reason they call car chases in movies “car chases” instead of “scripted car movements designed to look like a chase”????

and whats up with innings...we should call them outings that is so much more fun

Because they are having matches in the context of the fictional television storyline. QED.

Because not everyone is such a twat.

in what world did he lead with his shoulder?

It’s at that point you decide your retool also needs more Adam Sandler and Lindsay Lohan.

Imagine retooling a show and having Kevin James be the part of what you keep.

Cronk isn't a band, it's a genre. It's crunk songs that are updated daily with call-and-response lyrics reflecting current news stories. Rather than shouting them like Lil' Jon, they are delivered in the even, sober, trustworthy manner of the late Walter Cronkite.