The dish in the story sounds grim but I’d probably give a shot to the one in the header image. It looks kind of like crab salad and I love crab salad.

Yeah, plus he’s probably a virgin!

Conor has attempted maybe a half-dozen takedowns in his entire MMA career; I could see him throwing a kick with muscle memory but I doubt he has judo throws hardwired in to quite the same extent.

Yeah, if I had that kind of money to throw around I’d put it there before a 401k.

I’m kind of shocked the pitcher retained his composure so well in the first couple seconds when it seemed not out of the realm of possibility that Hill’s throat was totally crushed or something. You’d think he’d have been freaking out at least a little.

There’s a lot of talk about how Conor is clearly not a very good boxer, but the thing I’ve really been struck by in the endless build-up to this fight is what a terrible dresser he is. I knew he had a penchant for too-tight shirts but I saw him in pink tie-dye pants the other day.

Yeah, and even beyond the weight issues it was never a skill set that was likely to age well.

Surprisingly, that’s the only time he was knocked out (and only time he lost) in 14 fights.

Newell retired at 13-1 with the Gaethje knockout as his only loss. Regional competition, but he did beat a baker’s dozen of two-armed guys, he wasn’t just thrown in off the street.

Yeah, I still watch it, so I guess I’m part of the problem, but I’ve been disappointed with the direction they’ve been taking it and doubly disappointed that none of their competition has been really energized into trying to take advantage and becoming the promotion for hardcores. Bellator signs damn near every…

Honestly, I think Nunes is good looking anyway. Dudes are insecure about a chick with any muscles. I also get amused that when I say that people are like “har har, you’re barking up the wrong tree.” Like sexual orientation is the SINGLE barrier between me getting with Amanda Nunes.

Most UFC fighters (and 6/10 current champions) are American. Granted, none of the female champions though.

He cracked me up in his cameo on this season of Wrecked.

Besides, they knew what they were getting into. They coulda joined the little plastic Peace Corps.

Besides, they knew what they were getting into. They coulda joined the little plastic Peace Corps.

I know a guy who filled out only two things on his ballot in 2016: his vote for Trump and his vote for San Diego to finance a new stadium there. At least one of those ridiculously stupid ideas failed.

+1 media hysteria

I don’t recall that.

Aren’t these things almost always previously undiagnosed heart conditions though? We’d probably off a few of the fatter coaches, but if any of them had the same conditions these poor kid have they wouldn’t have made it to their 50s.

He looks like a really flexible guy who just had something chucked at his head.