Man, I remember learning about lambskin condoms in health class and wondering if Daniel Boone was having some incredible sex I was missing out on.

Truth. :(

Great piece. All sports see their legends decline, but few make it so brutally clear as MMA.

It’s a special kind of slippery that only makes the other team slip too, that’s how they get away with doing it without exploding Steph Curry’s ankles.

Kevin Nealon is just imminent heart attack fine, and he doesn’t appreciate your dead any second pithy comment.

Holloway is fantastic, but I’ll be surprised if he wins a round. Jose Aldo should be a heavy favorite against basically every 145er on the planet and in the incredibly unlikely scenario that McGregor ever dares to fight him again I’d bet on Aldo at 50-50 odds.

I love me some Holloway, but I expect Aldo to win every round of this fight. I think he’s 50-50 at worst in a McGregor rematch and a heavy favorite against every other 145er on the planet (I don’t think McGregor ever fights at 145 again, maybe not even in MMA though).

Yeah, it’s exactly this. His father was already purged from his university professorship recently despite the disowning.

I don’t think Strickland is beloved in the Giants clubhouse. His John Rocker schtick is a bad fit for the West Coast vibe, we only make an exception for MadBum because he’s so goddamn good.

I don’t think Strickland is beloved in the Giants clubhouse. His John Rocker schtick is a bad fit for the West Coast vibe, we only make an exception for MadBum because he’s so goddamn good. Also, Posey is pretty injurable and presumably knew immediately he’d be getting plunked in retaliation, so that probably didn’t…

The Internet is always simultaneously the apex and nadir of humanity, but rarely at the exact same time.

Seriously, it’s kind of weird to me that Gulen is usually just summed up as “an Islamic social organization” in these sorts of articles with no background information provided. That’s certainly technically correct, but I kind of think it gives the impression of a secular Erdogan battling theocratic opponents when it’s…

This is pretty damn cool. Those Russians are computer wizards. No wonder they were able to get our President elected!

+1

Unions better start taking notes from their 19th-century predecessors...

They’re stealing jobs from American criminals!

+1 Romanian revolution

The issue re: head injuries isn’t pain though, it’s permanent damage. Playing quarters will hurt your knuckles, but you won’t drive head-on into a big rig because your knuckles still hurt when you’re 45. I have no problem watching people inflict pain on each other - I’m the tiny % of people who watch competitive…

Holy shit, that was like a 1000 word set up to a punchline that never came. Please tell me nobody really wrote

I hope that pun left a real sour taste in your mouth.