There is a pretty decent GTA 4 mod intended to provide this experience, but it definitely doesn’t live up to the quality that a full-on GTA police game would have. Hell, even if they stuck to the general theme of GTA and had you playing a corrupt cop that would still be an interesting spin on the genre.

New Orleans Baby Cakes? Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp? These are the most ridiculous made up minor-league affiliates I’ve ever.... oh.

Yeah, that’s actually a fair point. It’s just a shame a smaller percentage of the fans are actually seeing those fights; it makes the “well, so and so doesn’t sell tickets” a self-fulfilling prophecy. If they want to give Cub a fight against a guy outside the top 10 there’s no reason it couldn’t be a guy like Bektic…

The matchmaking really has gone downhill, and it’s not even just at the championship level. There’s a free card coming up headlined by legitimate lightweight contender Cub Swanson fighting middling talent Artem Lobov (best known for being Conor McGregor’s training partner and having really short arms), as far as I can…

God damn it. This was my most anticipated fight of the year by far.

Boris is my all-time favorite James Bond character solely because of my fond childhood memories of playing as him in Goldeneye, and because Alan Cumming is delightful.

You’re only proving that you did use the word wrong when you say “I feel that it is objectively bad.”

I buy weed from the weed store like a good Californian and oddly it’s never once been in a bag. Pill bottles were the early standard, recently it’s been coming in sealed tin cans like cat food which is odd. I mostly get delivery so I don’t know if the containers are different if you walk in though.

What about the element of SURPRISE!

You guys, there’s no such thing as people who believe the Earth is flat. It’s a conspiracy to make everybody else feel smarter so they won’t notice other lies. Kyrie Irving is being paid via millions of dollars in gold Krugerrands and guarantees that the NBA referees (themselves intergalactic lizard people) will favor…

Hell, Kid Rock is being considered for Congress!

“Which I invented!”

Is Nikki Haley gonna write a whiny letter about this too?

Come on guys, cut a Trump a little slack for saying America does bad things too. He just killed an eight year old girl like a week ago. From his limited experience he may assume the Presidency is just day after day of constant child-murdering, and who are we to say that won’t be true!

I’m glad somebody else noticed this angle! For all the (earned!) criticism that SNL has received on the diversity front this was a brilliant twist to not let Trump’s overwhelmingly old white dude cabinet be an excuse to parade out only their white dude cast in political sketches.

The people that are going to hot take that this isn’t funny are bad and they should feel bad.

Yeah, that’s a fair point. It’s easy to forget the corner doesn’t see the broadcast, if Milstead never mentioned his knee being tweaked that’s more the“too tough for his own good” category.

That was serious corner malpractice.

Steve Bannon is passionate about minority ownership, by which he means owning minorities

Grow up.