There’s a beautiful symmetry to seeing this article right next to “Crackers, Ranked”.

We cannot allow the bear menace to get any closer to Santa Claus.

It deserves to jump ten spots for the soft lighting alone.

But, see, terrorism makes people extra dead.

It’s all in the inflection.

MMA is a sport that eats it’s pioneers. I’ll remember Rousey being obliterated by Nunes/Holm and Gracie being obliterated by Hughes, but not as vividly as I’ll remember both those fighters dominating in their prime. It’s a sport of eras, and it’s not Rousey’s anymore. It’s to the UFC’s discredit that they’ve failed to…

MMA is a sport that eats its pioneers. I’ll remember Rousey being obliterated by Nunes/Holm and Gracie being obliterated by Hughes, but not as vividly as I’ll remember both those fighters dominating in their prime. It’s a sport of eras, and it’s not Rousey’s anymore. It’s to the UFC’s discredit that they’ve failed to…

The acid came right up to my neck.

I can’t believe Kevin Hart took a swing at one-legged Steve Austin like that.

A kid in my high school pulled a similar stunt junior year and broke his neck. Miraculously he had no long-term damage, just a year in a neck brace. He’s now a grad student in Human Rights in a prestigious overseas school, which is not how one usually expects that story to proceed.

Honestly, at this point I suspect Gronk would have been the better Patriots TE at getting away with murder.

I genuinely wonder how much time they even spend on handwriting in school anymore, what with the tablets and such starting so young. We’re raising a generation that will write like they’re filling prescriptions or grading papers.

I genuinely wonder how much time they even spend on handwriting in school anymore, what with the tablets and such starting so young. We’re raising a generation that will write like they’re filling prescriptions or grading papers.

Was Bill O’Reilly that woman?

I mean, to be fair, even those states had like 35%+ of people voting for Hillary, so they make up a good chunk of those enrollees. Probably a disproportionate one, given that (as this article tends to support), most Democrats I know have a much better concept of what the ACA actually is than the Republicans I know do.

Is this sort of space travel supposed to be super routine in the movie’s world? Because “oh, and make the whole thing a floating cruise ship for 0.5% of the voyage” seems like something of an extravagance. Those NASA dudes recycle their own urine!

Obviously he’s guilty as sin of DUI, but is he being charged with failure to obey a police officer for the part where he was unconscious? Because, uh, that seems like piling on a bit.

Is it racist that my first thought at the scrambled-out faces on the Youtube preview was “why do these Japanese dudes have penises on their heads?”

Well, I mean, this wasn’t a minor offense that you wouldn’t want to ruin an athlete’s life over, like punching a woman in the face or raping them.

I don’t know if he had one of those scar tissue reduction surgeries or something, but his features do seem sort of more.. squished together?