But if he’s here, who’s keeping the crypt?

Don’t blame me, I voted for Jackie Treehorn.

But comrades! Do you not see speeches to corrupt American Wall Street? голосовать за насильника!

Only because there’s no Volga truck.

He’s really sorry for using such a vulgar word, he knows the correct term is “vachina”.

Nope, Jerry Cantrell’s. I do have a couple dogs, but eight legs between them so far, knock on wood. I used to work with a tripod German Shepherd whose owners insisted on using a prosthetic leg for him which did nothing but slow the poor guy down.

Hopefully today’s stories will come together in a wonderful way when somebody shoots Dan Snyder with a bow and arrow later this evening.

I will say, I’m slightly confused by the main photo here. Did the security guard on the left chase him all the way from northern Mexico?

I’m sure he’ll come back as soon as he can pass the medical testes.

What about people who get off on being shamed? It’s like a snake eating its own tail! What about people who get off on snakes eating their own tails?!

And whenever you try to talk about the blue monkeys about being #3 on the list all they do is try to redirect to all the meerkat-on-meerkat violence.

I see no reason to believe he’ll give up one of the belts. He says he won’t, Dana says he will, and in every situation where the two have disagreed in the past Conor has won either the battle (Dana repeatedly reneging on past claims that Conor would be stripped) or the war (UFC 200 bombing without him on the card).

I enjoy watching Conor McGregor fight. I think Conor McGregor is a fantastic talent. But, seriously, fuck Conor McGregor. The contender situation in the UFC is so deeply, irretrievably fucked because of him. If he beats Eddie Alvarez the #1 and #2 LW contenders (pending fights in which they are favored) are both…

I enjoy watching Conor McGregor fight. I think Conor McGregor is a fantastic talent. But, seriously, fuck Conor McGregor. The contender situation in the UFC is so deeply, irretrievably fucked because of him. If he beats Eddie Alvarez the #1 and #2 contenders (pending fights in which they are favored) are both terrible…

Perfect.

This will probably make the teams that were considering drafting Prince Leopold this year to reconsider as well.

Seriously, he could have just copy/pasted it!

EDIT: Beaten to the punch.

I don’t even know what this comment is trying to say and I still starred it just because of “Zone Coverage Republican”.