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I assume Mason has been too busy managing the Trump campaign to worry about football.

That must come in handy.

Generally MMA fighters are independent contractors and, if I’m not mistaken, often end up paying a huge chunk of their salaries to medical. It’s not a good career to get rich except for a few Conor McGregors and such. In this specific case it’s worth mentioning that the promotion he was fighting for did pledge to pay…

I’ve never been a particularly big DC fan, but that’s tough to watch. Have to feel for the guy.

I think we need to institute a new test before you become a police officer. A black guy steps behind you and goes “BOOOO!” and if you fucking piss yourself, no gun and badge.

Goddamn it, my grand pappy was elbowing eight year old Chinese kids in the face in Korea when you were still in short pants.

His hand looks like it belongs on one of those big aliens that hijack the cruise ship in The Fifth Element.

This is freaking me THE FUCK OUT.

It’s pretty obvious the dildo is unaffiliated with the Euros; it’s circumcised.

I think the cops all acted appropriately, with the exception of Motorcycle Cop who injects himself into the situation with about 2000% more aggression than is called for at about the time the other officers seem to be explaining to the guy why he’s been tackled. I think we’ve all met Motorcycle Cop in our daily lives,…

I’m thinking orange top, orange bottom. No belt or shoelaces.

And, frankly, nobody ever asks what kind of performance enhancing drugs these war criminals are on. The real victims are the guys trying to train child soldiers with only their grit and determination.

The UFC being a bunch of gangsters as per usual is a shame because the card was, as you say, outstanding top to bottom. There were great fights that didn’t even make the article - Brian Ortega’s last-minute knee KO over Clay Guida, the slugfest that lead off the night. It’s funny how everybody (me included) is so…

They clearly targeted Lin and Leydon just because they knew those two are actually unable to do their jobs without press passes while Helwani still has all his sources. Can’t hurt the man, go after his friends. You can take the gangsters out of the Mafia...

Yeah, fuck the NFL. Wait, who are we talking about?

I thought the USADA had banned TBD.

God, this show was the best.

Uhh, is it only because I’m a huge pothead that I saw the “cigar” on first pass? I’m normally not especially good at optical illusions.

(due to an unusual - and in retrospect overconfident - clause in my deal with the Devil)