UngratefulDead88
UngratefulDead
UngratefulDead88

This is so much better than the Bartolo Colon-O-Scopy.

I can die now.

And this is essentially the safest most regulated version of this phenomenon - YouTube is rife with WWYD imitators who are certain to get themselves or somebody else hurt/killed eventually.

I read this headline to my wife and, ever the cynic, she goes “was the kid white or black?”. I scroll to name.. “Hunter Osborne”. Well, that seems like an open-and-shut case.

God, I love this segment so much. I think I finally understand 500 Days of Kristen?

Werdum cuts weight? He fights at over twenty pounds shy of the heavyweight limit... I assume any difference in his walking around and fighting weight is just the product of getting in peak condition.

My foolproof method is that if you want a video of me smoking pot out of a gas mask you don’t need any hacking ability, you just need a gas mask, some pot, and a camera.

Man, Pogs were awesome. I went from public school to some Waldorf shit for one year in third grade and those nerds played marbles instead of Pogs.

‘88 for me and I’ve always thought of Murphy Brown as more of an 80s show but apparently most of the run was in the early/mid 90s. Maybe I should have gone with Ally McBeal?

I like to think there were signs. Just shooting shit in the locker room “When I was growing up I had a crush on Murphy Brown.” “What, dude?”

This is good Kinja

Probably soon to be former UFC fighter - he’s not good enough to get away with that much misbehavior. Fun to watch in the cage - he was never going to win a belt but he had his niche as an exciting undercard fighter.

If something like that had happened to Ty Cobb he wouldn’t have been out there clowning around! He’d have beaten a disabled person to death, like a real man!

File to: jokes that only sound dirty.

I love that the Giants offered as much money as the Red Sox but had weight clauses in the contract and refused to remove them. Gee, it’s almost like they knew who they were dealing with...

“I think the science is still out on whether or not those falls lead to deaths of those horses.” - Jerry Jones

Stock photos are like that weird American accent that British actors do where it seems right, but then when you stop and think about that exact scene never occurs/no part of America talks just like that.

5 RBI, but who’s counting?

LOLWUT? He has the highest unfavorable ratings among Latinos of any candidate. He’s going to be shattered in the general.

“I am the Beast. From the Bible.”