I love the idea of being so rich that if somebody throws your computer into a pool your first thought is “Hey, my Netflix password is saved on there!”

I just want to say that the final question made me laugh for literally two minutes straight by myself (which I never do), and I don’t fully understand why.

Man, why did LeBron ever drop the headband for the delusion that people found his hairline believable?

God, these “work from home” bots have gotten really edgy.

God, these “work from home” bots have gotten really edgy.

Given their respective career trajectories, Henderson vs. Bisping II seems like a perfect match here. Neither guy is gonna fight for a belt, both remain marketable enough to easily headline a free card, especially with the history.

Seriously, Stringer needs to smack these fools for taking notes on a criminal motherfucking conspiracy.

I don’t know anything about Entourage, but I do work with dogs for a living and this is INCORRECT! Cold dog shit is like little charcoal briquettes, I’d pick it up with my hands if I really had to, but warm dog shit is the worst thing on the planet.

I feel like there are two stupid things going on here.

I actually had this sort of thing happen to me - pulled over and ticketed for a red light violation in the opposite part of town I’d been coming from. I was able to beat it in court because the person I’d been with in said opposite part of town happened to also be a police officer and wrote me a letter, so I guess one…

Uh, pick one? I don’t think there are any human rights trackers that rate SA higher than Iran. From the top Google result, Freedom House has them worse, with a maximum “7” negative score. That’s not to flaunt Iran’s human rights record, you just seem to be seriously underestimating how bad the Saudis are. There’s a…

Yeah, man, remember when Iran, the “#1 sponsor of terrorism” (citation needed) sponsored all those Saudi terrorists to blow up the World Trade Center? I’m also not sure which “animals” you’re referring to, given that Saudi Arabia ranks objectively worse on every single one of those scales (treatment of women,…

Not my line originally, but allying with Saudi Arabia to fight Islamism is like allying with America to fight capitalism. We already allow one Middle Eastern country (Israel) to constantly lead us around by the nose by beating the drums on Iran, and it’s gotten that nose nothing but bloodied. I don’t know why so many…

I’m shocked, and after they were doing such a good job in our prisons, too!

It's totally understandable that he might have thought he'd passed out. What isn't understandable is why he didn't do the standard referee thing in that case: grab his arm and see if he's really passed out! Those two seconds will not result in brain damage, in even the most egregious cases of missed taps in the UFC…

They are probably not going to be pleased with who wins the marathon either...

Yeah, I mean, when you think "St. Louis" you think "white people" am I right? What?

I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. I definitely don't understand how anybody is seeing "black" as opposed to some kind of "brown."

I would go so far as to say that thinking Bush blew up the World Trade Center is now only the second least defensible idea Pete Carroll has ever had.

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