McDonald was arrested and booked, a significant step further than Kaepernick's situation which was pretty sinister but very vague, as I recall. He was just "questioned."

+2 for flinching.

Niners management seems pretty certain that this is going to blow over, which means either a) they are idiots, 2) McDonald has convinced them his wife won't cooperate and it will go away, or III) some improbable extenuating circumstance (and I really can't imagine a legitimate one other than "he didn't do it" so this…

Winner.

Came here to post exactly this.

The Bible says "spare the rod, spoil the child" and that's all the evidence "REAL AMERICANS" will ever need. A nation of scientists we are not.

If doing blow in the 80s is a crime so heinous it render one forever tainted we may have lost an entire generation here.

Go back to commenting on NFL.com, putz.

Look at the big dick on HarpersFerry1859!

Man, maybe Rick Perry really /is/ the most qualified Texan leader.

Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at ESPN.com?

RIGHT?

I don't think either one was remotely intentional, but he was obviously too shaken to be out there on the mound. Can you eject a guy just for safety?

That's some pretty silly bench-clearing (and highly douchy announcing) - it's pretty clear from the way he reacts that it's an accident. Fiers looks positively tortured.

Oh. My.

Being held back by Jimmy Kimmel.

This response is proportional and appropriate.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Try not to retire any batters on your way through the parking lot.

Can it? I have no idea. Does it? No, it does not.