Excellent. That's even better than a stand-up I saw soon after the scandal who turned groans into laughs after a failed Penn State joke by saying "You guys, you're right, that was too soon. I should have waited eight years."

Yeah, I'm not a lawyer but that sounds like assault to me. Hockey players have faced criminal charges for on-ice behavior before, I'm pretty sure.

Isn't it basically the mutuality that prevents sports (and some regular) fistfighting from being criminal? Seems to me hitting an unwilling participant on video could get you brought up on charges...

People don't even dress up to vote anymore!

I know, that rookie Steph Curry is really going to see his numbers decline in his early NBA seasons if he keeps taking so many threes!

Not that I'm defending this guy, but nodding off qualifies as "disorderly conduct?"

Not that I'm defending this guy, but nodding off qualifies as "disorderly conduct?"

Not that I'm defending this guy, but passing out qualifies as "disorderly conduct?"

This is somewhat tangential but I've never been a fan of knocking actors for "awards chasing" with these kinds of movies. I feel like people generally strive to be recognized for success in their occupations or passions, most of us just don't have some kind of televised awards show. It doesn't seem much different to…

I don't even particularly agree with the sentiment of the review but this is a bizarre response. Do you also think Rolling Stone should shut up and listen to music and the writers for Michelin should shut up and eat their foie gras?

To play devil's advocate, any chronicle of a minority's struggle for recognition from society will inevitably involve the substantial role of allies from the majority groups. It doesn't diminish the efforts of black civil rights leaders to say that they couldn't have advanced the cause as far or as fast without the…

Came here to post the same thing. I don't care if they test it by spraying it in the eyes of babies.

I should have said "unrelated cultural touchstone" ; I feel like the huge number of first responders that died actually reinforced the 9/11 phrasing.

This is what happens when you remove the analogy portion from the SATs.

I actually think because we already had a cultural touchstone for 7/11 that the attack would probably have gone down with a different enduring name in popular culture, just "the WTC attack" or something.

It's cool dude, I'm afraid of girls too.

I think the important thing here is that for those of us who enjoy sputtering rage, this trend of Boston teams losing on obscure rules calls can only be a good thing.

I work with dogs and I would never describe chihuahuas as "unthreatening". If they were the size of pit bulls one of our two species would be extinct.

I share a small Northern California town with this guy, does anybody want some SHOCKING INSIDER INFORMATION?

Oh, yeah, I didn't mean to imply that NFL execs were as backward as some baseball ones seemed to be - with all the money in football there is doubtlessly millions spent on statistical analysis. Any secret sauce type breakthrough would have to be exceedingly advanced (something akin to the cutting edge of fielding and…