Weird, Microsoft's usually pretty good at impressing Satan.

"Oh, she wasn't just pretending"

Who would have known that an article referencing a burlesque dancer might contain something you shouldn't pull up in your cubicle?

No word on what the wolves have planned for their next caper.

More coming soon on this, obviously.

Really fun.

They should just go all in on Plan B and abort the franchise.

Whatever creative director was in charge of editing these three trailers, including the sound track selection, deserve a medal. Or an award. Not only was I compelled to re-watch each trailer about 5 times when they debuted, I went out and bought all the classics I was missing. My girlfriend hates that I know sing…

That's how

Fox: Fuck your television show.

Adam Silver is a good fucking commissioner. When was the last time we could say the Big 4 in sports had at least one good commissioner?

None of the players involved missed a shift.

"The Refs stole this one from us!

Jews.

History books

So many useless updates for Windows users.

On the one hand—I'm sure she can handle the physicality just fine, given prior work and background.