The check was cut, so it's automatically a major.

Gashing through the hole

He knows when you've been sleeping,

When you can throw it that far, they usually don't let you wear number 15.

Torn Asshole [courtesy of Chris Kluwe]

They aren't clutching their purses, they're reaching for their peppermint spray.

"Then, to top it off, they got the worst fans in the NFL throwing snowballs the entire fourth quarter like kids."

"Nothing is better than football on snow"

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Wait a minute...you just said it was 1st down!!

that's OK, most of us only remember they're even in the NHL by process of elimination.

It's nice that Marshall is paying lip service to the issue, but he's blatantly ignoring the most dangerous locker room culture in the league: Tampa Bay's.

I guess if the "Welcome Back" is a 7-0 rout of a team that starts a bullshit brawl well after they've lost the game, two of their players get injured in said brawl AND the goalie who got his ass kicked ends up standing, laughing, AND STILL GETTING A SHUT OUT... Seems like a pretty good welcoming party.

It's twelve o'clock in Tampa Bay
The home crowd refuses to come in
Josh Freeman is sitting next to me
Drool runnin' down his face and his chin

He says, "Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet
Like my passes, incomplete
I wish I could put on my own clothes"

Sing us a song you're…

Maybe Schiano can bring him in to heal the lepers?

New Jersey is salt-water taffy?

I would disagree. I'd say pork roll, egg, and cheese on a bagel is our dish if we aren't allowed to claim pizza.

And I hope your kids fail their AP Physics test because they were expecting lots of questions over Creationism.

Not the first time a Brodeur has been replaced by a young promising prospect, though last time it was Melanie.