This is very much the way I get my original 360 to open the tray every third or fourth time I use it. It also makes the giant power brick freak out for some reason.

1. New Jersey - Taylor, egg, and cheese on the bagel of your choice.

At least Lin could probably throw a decent spiral.

It's also rule #2.

I was/am a huge Nintendo fanboy, but Reggie and the rest of the company need to wake up. The Wii U is failing because it has a stupid name that new/casual gamers mistake for a Wii peripheral and because core gamers know it's underpowered. When EA won't even develop Madden for your brand-new system, you've screwed up.

Maybe stop being a dickhead and open yourself up to teaching people who might actually listen to you and learn something (grade school, some high schoolers) as opposed to focusing on strictly college, where 90% of the students just want your lecture's Cliff Notes so they can get back to drinking and sexing each other.

Clearly bowling makes for more exciting TV than hockey.

Who the hell is this braindead meathead doing the color commentary for the Cardinals-Chargers game? He makes me want to gauge out my eardrums with a blunt rusty spoon.

Best cheap vodka is Svedka, hands down.

It's like these people have never heard of the Zoolander Institute.

Relevant.

Who the fuck is "Sequin"?

Aside from the weird used game thing, I actually really like the XBox One. It has all the tools for awesome gaming, and a ton of media partnerships (including the NFL!) for other content. My gaming has steadily declined over the past few years, so I mostly use my 360 to watch Netflix with my kid, with the occasional…

Considering Slap Shot and Miracle are #1-2, Goon is already #3 at best. That's not even considering Mystery, Alaska.

Oh, no doubt the smartphone isn't exactly an optimal gaming system, but it's JUST OK enough and there are enough high-endish titles coming out for iOS and Android that many people probably won't see any reason to buy both a new $500 console AND an under-supported $200+, gaming-dedicated handheld, especially with all…

As much as I liked The Walking Dead, can we please agree that dedicated mobile gaming platforms (i.e. Vita, 3DS) are dead or dying now due to the ubiquity and constant hardware/software updating of smartphones?

Is it just me or do all of Ubisoft's core-game UIs look almost identical, right down to fonts? How mindblowing would it be if they tied all these new IP worlds together for a final, "Avengers Assemble", Assassin's Creed-type game in a few years?

That feel. I too have that feel.

Ask and ye shall receive. FUCK and YES!!!

Between this and Battlefront, I'm going to be spending a lot of money this winter... But, NEW MIRROR'S EDGE!!!