This is very much the way I get my original 360 to open the tray every third or fourth time I use it. It also makes the giant power brick freak out for some reason.

1. New Jersey - Taylor, egg, and cheese on the bagel of your choice.

Wait, you're saying there's a second, secret horn?

The future is now!

At least Lin could probably throw a decent spiral.

It's also rule #2.

I was/am a huge Nintendo fanboy, but Reggie and the rest of the company need to wake up. The Wii U is failing because it has a stupid name that new/casual gamers mistake for a Wii peripheral and because core gamers know it's underpowered. When EA won't even develop Madden for your brand-new system, you've screwed up.

Maybe stop being a dickhead and open yourself up to teaching people who might actually listen to you and learn something (grade school, some high schoolers) as opposed to focusing on strictly college, where 90% of the students just want your lecture's Cliff Notes so they can get back to drinking and sexing each other.

Clearly bowling makes for more exciting TV than hockey.

Who the hell is this braindead meathead doing the color commentary for the Cardinals-Chargers game? He makes me want to gauge out my eardrums with a blunt rusty spoon.

Robot Chicken 100th episode tower fight. Don't know how to post video from mobile to Kinja.

What's that second one from?

Go ahead and "shut off your brain and drool into your popcorn"... I intend to do the same at my local drive-in tomorrow night.

I was seriously about to post a picture of either Signs or just this dude, because I couldn't decide if any of his other movies were actually good enough to have truly disappointing endings.

Am I the only person who didn't think Alfred was actually literally seeing Bruce sitting in the cafe at the end? I just thought of it as a wishful thinking/remembrance-type thing, and the gear for Robin had been planned for and stashed beforehand.

Best cheap vodka is Svedka, hands down.

It's like these people have never heard of the Zoolander Institute.

Relevant.

Who the fuck is "Sequin"?