GAHHH NOW IT'S ON THE FRONT PAGE!!!

Water polo is one of those things that sounds stupid, and it IS stupid, but then you watch 4 hours of it because you realize it's essentially internationally-sanctioned televised waterboarding, with a ball.

Two things to take away from this post:

Yeah, and my newly divorced father thought it was a great idea to take preteen me to go see it in the theater. Other shining examples of his judgement at the time include taking myself and all three of my younger siblings to see Beavis and Butthead Do America (because it's a cartoon!) and renting the Shining but fast…

I'll buy that for a dollar.

He calls it "The Back Forty".

Why? You just know they're gonna call it a miracle from God, Allah, Flying Spaghetti Monster, etc. anyway.

That is a sound theory, and I can testify as to how weird/powerful salvia can be, but there's one problem: Grace had never seen Alma before she was "abducted".

Considering it's an official GT5 rendered model released by GM, I'd say it's pretty compelling.

That Route 4 and 17 interchange in Paramus is a fucking NIGHTMARE, and I grew up in the area. If Jersey were a gun-nut state like Florida or Texas, they'd be scraping bodies off the Garden State Plaza shoulder daily.

Really? I could have sworn they were over $30 each... And I would want to buy all of them at once because I'd go nuts waiting for the next installment.

Knowing almost nothing about the comics, I had assumed he was the Governor's brother or something... I need to read the damn comics.

$700-$800 seems more like a price point they should have aimed for, even though it would mean selling at a loss for the first year or so. It's a brand new, unproven platform that's trying to be everything at once. Pricing it a little higher than an iPad and a little cheaper than an ultrabook would have hit the sweet…

Thank you for thinking of this. I was getting really irritated that it wasn't finding the update when I clicked "Check for Updates" in the iTunes Help menu, and I totally forgot that the Apple Software Updater even existed as a separate program.

I hear she gives great headers.

Funny you should say that... I had a bunch of OEM purple/pastel controllers, and the only one I owned with multicolored buttons was a MadCatz Turbo.

Man, watching that trailer brought back so many memories. That club, the demolition derby bowl, busting into the army base to steal a chopper, the Haitians... Dammit, why isn't this on Xbox Live?

AGAIN, AGAIN!

Too bad we'll never hear Falwell's take on this.

So does anybody else think this screenshot just looks like some kind of keyword ranking system or something? Unless there really is going to be a game called "Zombie" in addition to ZombiU.