Don't Do What Dez Don't Does.

First-time commenter, well that's just fucking fantastic.

Gang Violence was my favorite ECW wrestler; loved his battles with Mass Transit.

Hopefully this community will learn that eliminating the stink of gang violence & providing a pleasant environment for children isn't something you can just plug in.

I go back and forth on the whole, "People who don't fight don't truly love" thing. Do I get into screaming matches with the Cardinal the result in broken glass and blood? No. Fuck no.

can we get a gif of you making a gif, but not one of you making the gif of you making the gif?

charge your dang battery.

I'll go with my attorneys that have been around since the depression: Grit, Hustle, Scrap, & Whiteguys

Someone named — and who apparently is perfectly happy to go by the entirety of — "Brandon Robert Joseph Peyton" has decided to take issue with his hypothetical kids having a hyphenated name?

Vin Scully remembers when the Old Gods were just known as "Gods".

How far can you punt a football helmet?

Do you believe that the act of vigorously shaking one’s head in denial for the better part of a decade can lead to CTE, and if so, is that what caused Goodell’s traumatic brain injury?

I think the better analogy would be he's Brett Favre without the ring, a QB who makes insane plays to keep his teams in games, and then turns around and makes the one insane play to take them out of it.

All Things Considered, I don't have a problem with his response. Sure, it wasn't exactly On Point, but he can only deal with the Here & Now, and the Olympics aren't until next year. Why does he want to give a quote that could become the Talk of the Nation? I'll tell you what though, I bet afterwards the Caps PR guy…

Well, almost everyone. As a staunch Republican, Woody Johnson just stands there and insists to anyone who's watching that he's actually pulling himself up by his bootstraps.

Nobody uses Google+, Steve. You don't have to be a dick about it.

Because Randian philosophy convinces people who are already assholes that it's ok to be assholes? Why won't you let them be assholes?! It's a perfectly valid life choice!