Cleveland is also where Lebron's hair was last seen.

And by mid-November, they'll have mastered Nonlinear Regression.

I'd argue there's only one Indy classic

Drew, even Aaron Hernandez thinks you ought to pull back on the caps a bit.

I think that the first question is an honest one and the response is not very helpful. What can you do, white lady who has just white friends but doesn't like that and doesn't like what that means? You can't make people be friends with you and it is weird (as you acknowledge) to seek out friends because of their…

I've quietly admitted to hating Tanqueray on many a Sunday morning.

Sure, complain about how stupid this is, but just wait until the NFL's Pointless Online Contests Staff has their contract come up for renewal and the league plays hardball, and we end up with replacements for the first few weeks of the season. Then we'll learn.

These fellas are the all-time leaders for most Deadspys in a career.

That's the German dude who doesn't understand metaphor. Shooting fish in a barrel:

Apparently, there was a mixup with the 80s theme and most of the guests came dressed as Cutler's career high passer rating.

Nick Saban runs such a great program because he's all about intense focus. You see it every year at his camp: concentration.

Based on the still shown in this post, Rex Ryan gives this movie three thumbs up.

Sure, if you say so.

Still not as good as one of my timeless classics.

Dude never learns that when he tries to run the option, he ends up getting busted.

Midnight Train to Georgia

I love movies where the sword fight consists of both people swinging without regards to their own safety then arguing for five minutes over who attacked first.

Now I wish that was intentional.

I lost about 60-65 pounds from 5 years ago (not all at once!) and don't engage in formerly fun activities for me or be with the old friends who I used to do them with (going out and binge drinking, going out to eat all the time,) etc - largely because I can't afford it, but cutting those things out of my life helped…

Sounds like somebody is finally sick of all the Jets coverage.