Roger Ebert's review of Futurama was short and to the point.

This is going to be great as soon as you line up a few of Deadspin's favorite commenters.

Sounds like somebody is finally sick of all the Jets coverage.

Instead of snarking each other, the Sharks and ESPN should focus on what they have in common. For example, making an embarrassment of themselves whenever they get involved in words ending with -layoffs.

We're a persecuted minority that have been called members of a violent cult of death. Despised by the media and viewed with suspicion because of the terrible and barbaric behavior of a few extremists among us. Evangelical Christians hate us because of recent actions we've taken against one of their own.

Also wrong for doing it but not wrong in his assessment: LeBron.

I think it's statistically much more likely that non-athletes in that income bracket are committing serious "white-collar" crimes, so it probably evens out.

I remember going to the Marlins' game where McGwire hit (If I'm recalling correctly) #56 and #57 that year. They actually had to open some of the normally closed off sections in the outfield and upper deck to accommodate the fans.

"If you smoke marijuana in college, this is what happens."

There might be a giant hole in the stage but I'd like to see you find a convention center that can accommodate an event like BronyCon. And by accommodate, I mean, be at least 100 yards away from schools and playgrounds.

His hair made me want to punch him. Stop using your hair as a semaphore flag! Stop trying to tell me deep things with your hair!

I wrote a technical manual several years ago and went with my company to Macworld to explain the software. A guy walked up to the booth and I greeted him and asked him if he had any questions. He looked at me and said "I don't want the booth babe, I want to talk to someone that knows how to use the software." After…

This wouldn't have been an issue if My Favorite Burger hadn't blown like half of its budget by using Kobe beef in its burgers.

lolz, what? You say that like she can just drop what she's doing and make a video game. Y'know! Just do it! Feel like you're not eating healthy enough? Hit the fruits 'n' veggies isle! Feel fat? Exercise! Feel systematically left out by an entire sector of media that you want to enjoy? Take it over! (?!) Fortunately…

What a crock - ESPN ran the same exact article a few years ago about the uterus. Would link to it but it's on ESPN Inside Her.

Not to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where drinking is normalised and then they go to college and enter mostly white frats and drink a bunch. I don't want to say that white people are all alcoholics, but it does seem like something that activists in the white community might want to focus…

Rovell, getting everything wrong again.

I can't believe that grown men would get so goofy and goggle-eyed just because of some stupid Hefner output.

... generally seem far, far better at their jobs than Hernandez was in his off-the-field pursuits.

I am sad that the media seems to be a higher priority.