Not sure if you’re being sarcastic or not, but I find that the home schooled tend to be the most fucked up, at least those that were completely shut off from the world. Some do it because they’re extremely religious, as heaven forbid their child be forced to learn to tolerate someone else’s views or cultures. Heck I…

“Missouri police officers should be pretty well versed in arresting black people.”

Cops are just like military officers, in that they are highly trained, and PAID, to do a VERY important, VERY dangerous job, yet don’t receive nearly as much praise as the military officers do. You’d’ve thought they were all volunteering for the opportunity to get shot at. Love how volunteer fire fighters, or even…

I hope he doesn’t get an official diagnosis, because then we no longer could make fun of him. But then again, even if publicly known, it’s not like he’s going to step down as president.

“Republicans have already started making excuses for Trump.”

“Today in Astounding Incompetence, part 9,000"

Now is not the time to watch The Day After. Definitely don’t recommend. Damn you Goldbergs!

I think it’s time to let the dept of homeland security know about the two Husans. If they think Trump should be in power, clearly they are terrorists trying to destroy our country. Everyone else is an imbecile or racist, but they voted with malicious intent. This needs to be investigated.

WWJD? ...Well, he’d fire a third of his decibels, claim he’d protect everyone from Rome by building a wall, not waste his time and energy on charity as God helps those who help themselves, try to save jobs by bringing back the Bronze Age, by defunding the Iron Age, then walk around proudly, acting like he was some…

lol, “There is no God!”

Someone has to fight the fight. May as well be them. And if Hollywood has taught us anything, it’s far from “boring.”

So we all end up reading our snarky Trump news on Jezebel and Jalopnik. Big deal.

...a LOT of people. ...and now meds to treat depression will become harder to come by, right when we need it the most.

He’s been feeding us crap before he ever took office. Why should the children be left out?

“a bunch of wealthy white guys”

“It will allow states to consider matermal care and contraception coverage optional in insurance policies.”

As a liberal born and raised in TX, I’m really sick and tired of seeing pitchforks and torches. But thank you anyway.

So... ...I can still bring a Samsung S7 aboard, right?

So does that doctor who recent flew with United. Unfortunately, he couldn’t be late.

We always fly carry on. ...but isn’t it interesting how almost every time we are FORCED into checking bags by the airline, they get lost. “Overbooked my ass! First you tell me the flight doesn’t exist, and insist it doesn’t until I show you the nonexistent flight number on my phone, and then when we finally board TEN…